Posted on 01-07-17, 09:31 pm in Newer Super Mario Bros. DS
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YoshiFan74 please stop posting until you have read the rules thoroughly. thank you.
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Posted on 01-26-17, 02:02 am in Roast me
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I am Donald Trump

I, infact, did build a wall

in Minecraft
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Posted on 02-04-17, 04:48 pm in ATTENTION EVERYBODY: The U Smiley!
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derp
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Posted on 04-01-17, 04:59 pm in i have leak the newer super mario ds!!
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you always have the typical guy who thinks like "oh! this is an april fools joke and I'm going to point it out! I am so clever :DDDDD"
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Posted on 04-01-17, 07:11 pm in i have leak the newer super mario ds!!
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enjoy your ban, fucker.
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Posted on 05-31-17, 08:02 pm in Newer Super Mario Bros. DS
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okie
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Posted on 05-31-17, 08:43 pm in Newer Super Mario Bros. DS
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Posted by 8SomaCruzes
I've always wondered how you coped with the stress of "whens release" hype and making YouTube videos at the same time.

on the other hand, it's something you have to expect if you're going to make something that is popular
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Posted on 06-13-17, 12:10 pm in Why not add a bot that will answer questions? (rev. 1 by  Arisotura on 06-13-17, 12:10 pm)
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why the hell would we need a spoonfeeding bot


reminds me of those sites where you can't browse without some dumb chat opening with some helper guy trying to talk to you. I never know whether there are real persons behind that crap, they seem automatic. but leave me the fuck alone. I will ask if I need help, don't fucking get in my face.
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Posted on 06-16-17, 07:50 am in NEW SUPER MARIO BROS U DS
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what tells me this isn't a rickroll


more seriously, what Slackot said. closing this.
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Posted on 06-29-17, 03:35 pm in Newer Super Mario Bros. DS
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difference #1: background is different
difference #2: lighting is different


there
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Posted on 10-03-17, 08:33 pm in Dead?
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if said activity surge isn't another wave of idiots.
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Posted on 10-28-17, 11:24 am in How Do I Make A Respawnable Donut Lift?
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Am vegan but not extreme. I think all meat eaters should be jailed

yeah well that's what I call extreme. and also fascist.

seems you're only here to shake shit up, so I'll save time and ban you now.
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Posted on 10-16-18, 11:41 pm in Who's excited for New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe (rev. 1 by  Arisotura on 10-16-18, 11:44 pm)
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ban





Posted by DaneGaming
Toadette also gets a special power-up which can transform her into Peach.

wait wait wait wait

so this is basically Peach rescuing herself from Bowser???????

or were they actually original with the story this time


New Super Mario Bros 57: Bowser power-up
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Posted on 02-09-20, 05:28 pm in As seen on TV!
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the Melon Factory of Kuribo64 is proud to present you


melonWii


the amazing Wii emulator that makes Dolphin obsolete

with features such as

* pixel-perfect graphics
* DSP JIT
* melonGyro - wield your laptop as an actual fucking Wiimote
* runs on Android-powered consumer toys (at 3FPS or so)
* marshmallow-caramel chocolate
* powered by Haskell
* prepares coffee
* massages your kids
* pin-tumbler lock
* naturally boosts estrogen levels
* peels apples
* also compatible with Gamecube, WiiU, Vii, GameBoy


undoubtedly the future of Wii emulation
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Posted on 06-20-20, 01:33 pm in a problem
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at this point I'm questioning your ability to understand things
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Posted on 05-28-12, 08:12 pm in tutorial Best practices when making NSMB levels
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You should adjust those a bit, as most of this appears to be a straight copypasta from Riivolution. Some of the things that apply to NSMBWii don't apply to NSMBDS (namely that Spinning log sprite).

I'm also tempted to make another rule. Next person who releases a 'New Super Mario Bros. N' hack gets banned. Or well, not that strict, we're not Jul, but the general lack of originality around here is tiring.
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Posted on 06-15-12, 06:03 pm in Super Mario 64 DS Editor
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Then if you don't like it, you can download the source code from the repo and make your own updates.

Oh also, nice bump. Four months. Sigh.
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Posted on 07-13-12, 10:51 pm in Board changelog
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Today the newsql branch is going live. This is a great fact for ABXD, as the newsql branch uses nice prepared SQL queries with a flexible syntax instead of hardcoded SQL, so it'll make certain things much easier to work with.

When reading that geekspeak, you may be thinking, that's nice but what does it mean for me normal user?

Well, nothing as of now. Later on, features may be implemented faster, but for now, nothing. Aside from one detail. The newsql branch has been checked and there should be no exploits. However, if you find one, we highly recommend that you report them to us.

As always, attempting to use any exploit against us will get you permanently banned.
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Posted on 07-16-12, 01:24 am in The obligatory introduction thread
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hello me megamario i am too i am boy but have color greeny i moderator am too you banned now sad

Seriously... where were those shitheads coming from?
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Posted on 08-14-12, 08:44 am in How to change star mario texture?
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I think the effect is hardcoded. What it seems to do is, render Mario without textures, all white. And then toon shading is used to give him rainbowy colors. The toon colors table is periodically updated to make the rainbow change.

You'll notice that emulators that don't support toon shading (ie NO$GBA's opengl renderer) will render Mario all white.
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