Posted on 02-03-13, 02:41 am
Koopa


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Granted, but then you get a different virus.

I wish I wasn't bored.
Posted on 02-03-13, 08:13 am
Nipper Plant


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Granted, so you start finding a kitchen knife to stab yourself to death so you never get bored again.

I wish there were no such thing as headaches.
Posted on 02-06-13, 07:37 am
Roy Koopa
The guy who does things.

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Granted, but then companies that cover headache treatments go out of business, causing other medicinal companies to follow suit. As years pass, our death toll climbs ever higher and our bodies' immune systems waste away to nothing. Dolphins then proceed to destroy the weakened human race and become the new top of the food chain.

I wish I lived in a world where everybody referred to themselves in the third-person.
New Super Mario Bros.: Clone Tag Team 1+2 / New Super Mario Advance + Take 2 / Super Mario: Endless Earth
My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
Posted on 02-06-13, 06:17 pm
Birdo


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Granted, but Hiccup thinks it won't work...doesn’t MarioFanatic64 agree?
Posted on 02-06-13, 10:30 pm
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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Granted, but... Not again!

I wish that Pokemons were real(derp).
Posted on 02-07-13, 05:05 am
Nipper Plant


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Granted, but everyone would throw away their pets for a Pikachu.

I wish I didn't wish for anything.
Posted on 02-07-13, 11:26 pm
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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Granted, but then I grant a wish that never existed, so it's a paradox, and the Wish Universe gets corrupted.

I wish that we can't die of old age.
Posted on 02-08-13, 03:43 am
Koopa


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Granted, so we die of young age.

I wish I could wish twice in one post.
Posted on 02-10-13, 09:20 pm (rev. 1 by  CreativiPie on 02-10-13, 09:22 pm)
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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Granted, but the Wishing Lama (king of Wishes) disagrees to this, and punish me by trapping me in my computer. Then, I punish you with a computer virus against all your computers, ipods, etc., and get all your computer, iPods, etc. unable to be restored after that virus attack.

I wish Gamepro's computer didn't have ransomware.
Posted on 02-26-13, 11:23 pm (rev. 1 by  Gamepro on 02-26-13, 11:24 pm)
Shyguy


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Granted, but then, the multiverse gets corrupted and destroys itsself.
I wish Dirbaio does not post random stuff anymore.
Posted on 02-27-13, 12:14 am
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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(Come on... you should have found a better wish corruption!)

Granted, but then he cannot test stuff, because he has nothing to post as a test because his test posts are "random stuff".

I wish that there were more original NSMB hacks.
Posted on 02-27-13, 06:41 am
Nipper Plant


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I think this has been said a few times, granted, but it's so original it's not even a Mario game.

I wish my smartphone was actually smart when it comes to tapping the screen.
Posted on 03-20-13, 01:21 am
Newcomer


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Granted! But your phone broke
I wish to go up to space (not really, but for the sake of the thread)
Posted on 03-30-13, 03:12 pm
All aboard the RandomTests train!

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Granted, but you suddenly fly up and die because you don't have oxygen. (hey, you're in space, right)

I wish the Minecraft server would work again.
Posted on 03-30-13, 03:35 pm
Super Mario
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Granted, but no one plays anymore on it so that you get to play single player but with lag.

I wish this forum was more active.
Posted on 03-30-13, 03:36 pm
☭ coffee and cream


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Granted. The added activity is all spam.

I wish SMG2.5 would get done faster.
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Posted on 03-30-13, 11:57 pm
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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Granted, but because it is done so fast, that it is all fail crap
because the team didn't take his time.

Hmm... Let's go for a wish about an user!

I wish Thierry would post less stupid/useless posts.
Posted on 03-31-13, 07:10 am
Nipper Plant


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Granted, but Thierry types in such English words hardly anyone understands. (smart people)

I wish Chuck Norris took over the website.
Posted on 03-31-13, 12:02 pm (rev. 1 by  CreativiPie on 03-31-13, 01:05 pm)
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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Granted, but then the board get some bugs and Chuck Norris, because of such imperfection, destroys the board with a round house kick.

EDIT: Whaaaaaat, I forgot to wish something.
Posted on 03-31-13, 12:38 pm
Giant Red Koopa


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You wish for dinner