Posted on 05-20-13, 08:04 pm
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Granted but your post doesn't make sense. Please read the game rules or die.

I wish people would read the rules.
Posted on 05-20-13, 08:34 pm
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Granted but rules are there to get broken.

I wish that there are no spambots.
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Posted on 05-28-13, 01:51 am
Roy Koopa
The guy who does things.

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Granted, but then there's nobody to ban.

I wish there was an insect in the bottom of the Grand Canyon that had only 5 legs instead of 6.

Try corrupting that one.
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My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
Posted on 05-28-13, 11:38 am
Pokey
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Granted, but an insect always have 6 legs.

I wish that I could see ghasts and blazes in the Nether.
Posted on 05-29-13, 10:25 pm
Roy Koopa
The guy who does things.

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Granted, but they kill you. You respawn back in the Nether and you get killed again. This cycle repeats forever until you ragequit.

I wish I worked at Nintendo.
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Posted on 06-09-13, 07:22 pm
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Granted, but you will get fired, because you have been trying to download the NSMB-Beta-Rom from a Nintendo-Server

I wish somebody would teach me ARM-ASM
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Posted on 06-10-13, 01:07 am
Pokey
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(Ask Dirbaio )

Granted, but your brain explodes while trying to understand it.

Let's get back to simple wishes.
I wish for some cake.
Posted on 06-10-13, 02:19 am
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Granted, but its shit and you vomit and die.

I wish I could concentrate easier on studying.
Posted on 06-10-13, 09:17 pm
Pokey
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Granted, but your brain explodes because you study too much. Like Mariomaster.

I wish for another ASDF movie!
Posted on 06-13-13, 12:54 am
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Granted but its so funnnnnnnny your NOSE EXPLODES

I wish I had a PIE FLAVORED Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie Flavored Pie
Posted on 06-13-13, 01:10 am
Pokey
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Granted, but the last pie flavor can't be done since it is too much small. And the pie maker explodes.

I wish that Mr.X doesn't LUV CAPSLOCK
Posted on 06-13-13, 01:36 am
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GRANTED BUT I MARRYD IT NOW BECAUSE I MORE THEN LOVE IT

I WISH THE PIE WAS A SUCCESS
Posted on 06-13-13, 05:23 am
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Granted but please don't write in all caps or bad things will happen.

I wish cheese.
Posted on 06-13-13, 09:57 pm (rev. 1 by  CreativiPie on 06-13-13, 09:58 pm)
Pokey
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Granted but since it's too much old, it's poisoned and you die. And since you died, the universe and NSMBHD explode.

I wish that Dirbaio was immortal.

Edit: Sni-Fit
Posted on 06-22-13, 02:52 am
Giant Red Koopa


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granted but he turns evil with power and you know the rest

I wish to not wish
Posted on 06-22-13, 11:22 am
Pokey
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Granted, but you wished to not wish, so you made a wish.

I wish to wish.
Posted on 06-22-13, 02:09 pm
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Granted, but you have already wished something while you wished to wish. So you can't wish to wish. Ummn... Wait, what?

I wish I nothing.
Posted on 06-22-13, 02:13 pm
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Granted, but you evererything. (Epic grammar)

I wish  Dirbaio was better at grammar
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Posted on 06-22-13, 02:25 pm
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Granted but sry I can't English very well.

I wish the new Pokemon theme died and the old one lived forever.
Posted on 06-22-13, 04:47 pm
Pokey
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Granted, but songs don't have any life. So they can't die

I wish that I could teleport everywhere I want to.