Granted, and the scool's so better than anything else that you never want to exit it.

I wish that my english teacher (I'm in a french high scool) would say less nonsense. (I do understand what she says, you know what I mean then)

(Hey, my english teacher is a girl (or woman, if you prefer...)! )

Granted, but compiling it in an only file removes some things, like the languages, the README, etc...

I wish for a barrel of orange crush!

Granted, but it is empty when you open it.

This happens a few times.
Granted, but you get something instead of nothing.

I wish I could spread wings and fly.

Granted but you wish for something else instead…

I wish I could be Rainbow Dash!

Granted, but (as I'm a big hater on ponies), I really hate you.
(How do I know what that means I accidentally keep reading things about it... )

I wish I were a Mario Kart character.

Granted, but you wished nothing, so your wish can't be granted. I think that's the third/fourth time this happens...


I wish that the 2-3 level of NSMB isn't so long and have a "better" tileset.

Wait, what
Granted, but you're not the real awesome  TheTicklishYoshi.

I wish I was good at FPS games.

Granted, but as you hit the button to defeat Bowser the disc is randomly vanished.

I wish my 3DS was faster and had more space.

Granted,but it becomes so fast that the system itself will corrupt.If you made 3DS with more space it would explode…hopefully.

I wish I own Windows 8

Granted, but then Microsoft makes Windows 9.

I wish my internet was faster.

Granted, but everything loads up so fast you have a seizure and die.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but you need the Product Key.

I wish I was invulnerable to everything.