Posted on 06-22-13, 08:51 pm
Super Mario
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Granted, but then you get drunk and teleport in the middle of intergalactic space and die.
Posted on 06-22-13, 08:51 pm
Super Mario
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Oops.

I wish I could read people's minds.
Posted on 06-25-13, 01:58 am
Giant Red Koopa


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granted, but all the surprises are ruined, many people have nasty minds and stuff lile dat.

I wish I could get more mork done on my game
Posted on 06-25-13, 04:12 am
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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Granted, but since you work too much on it, you don't even sleep or eat and then die while working on the game.

I wish I could just understand how to write text in a Pygame window.
Posted on 06-25-13, 12:36 pm
Giant Red Koopa


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Granted but its so amazing you die.

I wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish
Posted on 06-25-13, 12:37 pm
Flurry
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Granted, but none of your wishes come true!

I wish I knew why newsuperhackboys got banned.
Posted on 06-25-13, 12:40 pm
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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Granted, but the reason is obvious. Check his posts, threads and profile comments.

I wish people could find clever wish corruptions.
Posted on 06-25-13, 12:44 pm
Roy Koopa
The guy who does things.

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Granted, but then you get stuck in 2011 forever where the corruptions were logical and satisfying.

I wish I had another wish to wish.
New Super Mario Bros.: Clone Tag Team 1+2 / New Super Mario Advance + Take 2 / Super Mario: Endless Earth
My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
Posted on 06-25-13, 12:52 pm
Flurry
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Granted, but your second wish will kill you.

I wish to be unbanned on Kuribo64!
Posted on 06-25-13, 02:43 pm
Super Mario
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Granted but you Derp again and get banned again.

I wish I had internet everywhere.
Posted on 06-25-13, 02:54 pm
Red Goomba
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Granted, but it will eat you
I wish I'll visit America one day.
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Posted on 06-25-13, 03:00 pm
Flurry
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Granted, but you are there alone, with the exception of newsuperhackboys.

I wish I could make my own hacks.
Posted on 06-25-13, 08:18 pm
I am random… very random.

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Granted but your great hacks become into great messes

I wish Apple would release iOS 7 to the public today
<Silvreus>It has been 1 month, 4 days, 2 hours, 21 minutes and 3 seconds since I last remember being lazy.

Posted on 06-25-13, 08:20 pm
Pokey
me some orange juice my hand

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Granted, but it is crap and then you wish for another release.

I wish that all people on the Internet weren't stupid.
Posted on 06-26-13, 06:06 am
I am random… very random.

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Granted but your wish had some defects such as horrible schools teaching nothing valuable at all.

I wish I were to find the next iOS exploit
<Silvreus>It has been 1 month, 4 days, 2 hours, 21 minutes and 3 seconds since I last remember being lazy.

Posted on 06-26-13, 02:11 pm
Flurry
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Granted, but they find an exploit in your life, and expose it.

I wish I could be admin of this board!
Posted on 06-26-13, 02:55 pm
Super Mario
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Granted, you do it so badly everyone goes away and the board dies.

I wish boom.
Posted on 06-26-13, 02:57 pm
Flurry
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Granted, but the boom you get is a pet BOOM BOOM!!!

I wish to star in an epic rap battle.
Posted on 06-26-13, 04:05 pm
☭ coffee and cream


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Granted, but you get beaten to death by middle school shitheads because the rap wasn't up to their standard (read: not retarded enough).

I wish we could get SMG2.5 done without having to deal with drama and shit.
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Posted on 06-26-13, 04:41 pm
Flurry
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Granted, but then our quality starts to get awful, and we rely on Cloneo for the project, and Bossy Boss Galaxy gets made

I wish custom bosses were possible for SMG