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Posted on 03-05-17, 05:48 am
Paratroopa
Random Turtle

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Posted by Ezradekezra
He also commits mass genocide like a Nazi.


Savage.
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Posted on 03-06-17, 12:08 am
Snifit
What if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

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Occasionally he'll be assassinated by someone from a neighboring kingdom like an Austria-Hungarian.

Too far?
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Posted on 03-10-17, 11:39 am
Paratroopa
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Posted by Ezradekezra
Occasionally he'll be assassinated by someone from a neighboring kingdom like an Austria-Hungarian.

Too far?


Yes...
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Posted on 03-10-17, 05:53 pm
Flurry
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There is no too far.
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Posted on 03-10-17, 07:39 pm
Snifit
What if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

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Davidmorono went too far.
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Posted on 03-14-17, 12:26 am
Flurry
the power within

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Ok, maybe there is a too far.
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Posted on 03-14-17, 01:52 am
Snifit
What if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

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Gotcha.
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Posted on 04-20-17, 01:24 am
Flurry
the power within

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Why was Hitler hit with a baseball bat?

He did Nazi it coming!
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Posted on 06-24-17, 06:14 am


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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Posted on 09-02-17, 11:44 pm
Flurry
the power within

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A boy is talking to his father.

Son: Dad, what does it mean to be an alcoholic?

Dad: You see those four trees over there, son? An alcoholic would see eight trees.

Son: But Dad, I only see two trees.
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Posted on 09-06-17, 12:52 am
Red Paragoomba


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After a firefighter tries to save a house from burning but ultimately fails he is interviewed by the news:

Reporter: "Sir what has happened here?"

Firefighter: "Well I have some good and bad news"

"The bad news is that 41 children tragically died in the fire"

"The good news is, it was an orphanage so I have no parents to notify!"
Posted on 11-16-17, 06:33 am
Ninji
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So apparently Hitler asked for a glass of juice, but someone must have misheard him and decided to gas the jews.

lmao
Posted on 11-16-17, 09:19 pm
Goomba
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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When someone calls you and you don't know who they are.

Caller:Hello?
You:Hello this is Mario's abortion clinic and pizzeria. Your loses, are sauces.

Another
Caller:Hello?
You:Hello this be the whore house. You got da dough we got da hoe.
Posted on 01-02-18, 09:05 pm (rev. 1 by  Rotekoppen on 01-03-18, 07:23 am)
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Lord Rotekoppen XD

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USA and 9/11 joke

Hitler joke



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Posted on 01-04-18, 04:24 pm
Bandit
hey look I'm 3 years old now

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I misread this thread's title at The Dark Tumor Thread. I thought that was fitting.
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Posted on 02-20-18, 11:09 pm
Red Paragoomba


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Now would be a better time than ever to go to Aperture and let them de-construct you and put you back together. I heard you get to have tumors removed for free AND get 60 bucks!
Posted on 02-21-18, 01:38 am
Bandit
hey look I'm 3 years old now

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nah I don't have any, it's all the thread
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Posted on 06-14-18, 09:53 am
Ninji
W1 out :)

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Doctor: "Sorry Mister, but it looks really bad for you."
patient: "Oh shit. How much time have I left?"
Doctor: "10"
patient: "10 what? weeks? months? years?"
Doctor: "9"
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Posted on 08-05-18, 10:00 pm
Ninji
W1 out :)

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If I would get 1 penny for every dark humor joke i make, some black dudes would rob my money within the next two weeks.
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Posted on 08-06-18, 07:28 pm
banned for pulling same old drama antics

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Suppose Auschwitz the gas showers onto maximum level...
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