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Posted on 03-05-17, 05:48 am
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 Red ParatroopaRandom Turtle  Karma: 373 Posts: 60/160 Since: 01-23-17 |
Posted by Ezradekezra He also commits mass genocide like a Nazi. Savage. _________________________ New Super Mario Land's development is paused at the moment... |
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Posted on 03-06-17, 12:08 am
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 Panser Karma: 324 Posts: 120/329 Since: 01-28-17 |
Occasionally he'll be assassinated by someone from a neighboring kingdom like an Austria-Hungarian.
Too far? |
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Posted on 03-10-17, 11:39 am
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Red Paratroopa Random Turtle Karma: 373 Posts: 61/160 Since: 01-23-17 |
Posted by Ezradekezra Occasionally he'll be assassinated by someone from a neighboring kingdom like an Austria-Hungarian. Too far? Yes... _________________________ New Super Mario Land's development is paused at the moment... |
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Posted on 03-10-17, 05:53 pm
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 Flurry Karma: 783 Posts: 87/256 Since: 12-29-16 |
There is no too far.
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Posted on 03-10-17, 07:39 pm
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Panser Karma: 324 Posts: 135/329 Since: 01-28-17 |
Davidmorono went too far.
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Posted on 03-14-17, 12:26 am
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Flurry Karma: 783 Posts: 110/256 Since: 12-29-16 |
Ok, maybe there is a too far.
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Posted on 03-14-17, 01:52 am
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Panser Karma: 324 Posts: 158/329 Since: 01-28-17 |
Gotcha.
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Posted on 04-20-17, 01:24 am
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Flurry Karma: 783 Posts: 170/256 Since: 12-29-16 |
Why was Hitler hit with a baseball bat?
He did Nazi it coming! |
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Posted on 06-24-17, 06:14 am
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Posted on 09-02-17, 11:44 pm
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Flurry Karma: 783 Posts: 233/256 Since: 12-29-16 |
A boy is talking to his father.
Son: Dad, what does it mean to be an alcoholic? Dad: You see those four trees over there, son? An alcoholic would see eight trees. Son: But Dad, I only see two trees. |
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Posted on 09-06-17, 12:52 am
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 Red Paragoombaaaaaaaaaa  Karma: 125 Posts: 12/63 Since: 08-10-17 |
After a firefighter tries to save a house from burning but ultimately fails he is interviewed by the news:
Reporter: "Sir what has happened here?" Firefighter: "Well I have some good and bad news" "The bad news is that 41 children tragically died in the fire" "The good news is, it was an orphanage so I have no parents to notify!" |
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Posted on 11-16-17, 06:33 am
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 Ninji(Sevrault21/SaltyRiolu) Karma: 863 Posts: 237/237 Since: 02-04-14 |
So apparently Hitler asked for a glass of juice, but someone must have misheard him and decided to gas the jews.
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Posted on 11-16-17, 09:19 pm
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 Goomba¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Karma: 123 Posts: 17/21 Since: 01-22-17 |
When someone calls you and you don't know who they are. Caller:Hello? You:Hello this is Mario's abortion clinic and pizzeria. Your loses, are sauces. Another Caller:Hello? You:Hello this be the whore house. You got da dough we got da hoe. |
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Posted on 01-02-18, 09:05 pm (rev. 1 by
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Lord Rotekoppen XD  Karma: 5 Posts: 8/8 Since: 10-14-16 |
USA and 9/11 joke
Hitler joke _________________________ Science has proven you cant breathe trough your nose wile having your tunge out. STOP MAKING THAT FACE! |
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Posted on 01-04-18, 04:24 pm
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 Giant Red ParatroopaNot Edible  Karma: 3386 Posts: 505/1447 Since: 02-12-16 |
I misread this thread's title at The Dark Tumor Thread. I thought that was fitting.
_________________________ Nothing to say, so jadnjkfmnjamnfjkldnajfnjkanfjdksan jsdnvj m. 
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Posted on 02-20-18, 11:09 pm
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Red Paragoomba aaaaaaaaa Karma: 125 Posts: 51/63 Since: 08-10-17 |
Now would be a better time than ever to go to Aperture and let them de-construct you and put you back together. I heard you get to have tumors removed for free AND get 60 bucks!
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Posted on 02-21-18, 01:38 am
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Giant Red Paratroopa Not Edible Karma: 3386 Posts: 577/1447 Since: 02-12-16 |
nah I don't have any, it's all the thread
_________________________ Nothing to say, so jadnjkfmnjamnfjkldnajfnjkanfjdksan jsdnvj m.
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Posted on 06-14-18, 09:53 am
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Ninji W1 out :)  Karma: 544 Posts: 94/229 Since: 10-22-17 |
Doctor: "Sorry Mister, but it looks really bad for you."
patient: "Oh shit. How much time have I left?" Doctor: "10" patient: "10 what? weeks? months? years?" Doctor: "9" _________________________ previously (un)known as BooChewbaca |
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Posted on 08-05-18, 10:00 pm
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Ninji W1 out :) Karma: 544 Posts: 134/229 Since: 10-22-17 |
If I would get 1 penny for every dark humor joke i make, some black dudes would rob my money within the next two weeks.
_________________________ previously (un)known as BooChewbaca |
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Posted on 08-06-18, 07:28 pm
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banned for pulling same old drama antics
Karma: -87 Posts: 118/173 Since: 04-15-14 |
Suppose Auschwitz the gas showers onto maximum level...
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