Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right
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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted
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"What to know what happens if someone assassinates dirbaio? He dies. NOW WHAT!?"

Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine.

Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed
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"What to know what happens if someone assassinates dirbaio? He dies. NOW WHAT!?"

Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed a cell on the

Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed a cell on the statue of liberty! After
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"What to know what happens if someone assassinates dirbaio? He dies. NOW WHAT!?"

Quote Link Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed a cell on the statue of liberty! After all of that going

Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed a cell on the statue of liberty! After all of that going on a hallucination frenzy.
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"What to know what happens if someone assassinates dirbaio? He dies. NOW WHAT!?"

Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed a cell on the statue of liberty! After all of that going on a hallucination frenzy, I started developing NSMBe.

Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed a cell on the statue of liberty! After all of that going on a hallucination frenzy, I started developing NSMBe. But then I realised that Maonic is awesome.

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I'm back from my break of posting and now I'm gonna try to reach 100 posts without getting banned. Should be easy...

Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed a cell on the statue of liberty! After all of that going on a hallucination frenzy, I started developing NSMBe. But then I realised that Maonic is awesome. But MarioFanatic64 is awesomer. But all the city blew up and did the funky chicken everyone died. The End.

(Sorry, I had to do that )
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I'm back from my break of posting and now I'm gonna try to reach 100 posts without getting banned. Should be easy...

Good Job!

Yeah, we'd better end it.
We need a way so that this doesn't start to not make sense

Any suggestions?

You should ban people who make the story not make sense. Muhahahaha...
No, I'm joking.
I don't think there is anything we can do about it. I mean, I've seen random forums over the internet play this game, and NONE of them make sense.
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I'm back from my break of posting and now I'm gonna try to reach 100 posts without getting banned. Should be easy...

That's the challenge. We have to find a way so it DOES make sense.
If not, it's just pointless postcount++