LeWario |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:15 am
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Banned for being a complete idiot.
Karma: 529 Posts: 267/987 Since: 07-09-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up.
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:17 am
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 21/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was
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LeWario |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:21 am
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Banned for being a complete idiot.
Karma: 529 Posts: 269/987 Since: 07-09-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:22 am
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 23/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then
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LeWario |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:23 am
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Banned for being a complete idiot.
Karma: 529 Posts: 270/987 Since: 07-09-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds.
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:26 am
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 25/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger!
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LeWario |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:57 am
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Banned for being a complete idiot.
Karma: 529 Posts: 271/987 Since: 07-09-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did.
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ray |
Posted on 08-27-11, 11:44 am
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Roy Koopa
Karma: 4011 Posts: 533/2722 Since: 06-26-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 04:01 pm
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 28/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!?
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ray |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:14 pm
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Roy Koopa
Karma: 4011 Posts: 537/2722 Since: 06-26-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:26 pm
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 36/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to
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ray |
Posted on 08-27-11, 06:16 pm
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Roy Koopa
Karma: 4011 Posts: 539/2722 Since: 06-26-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 06:27 pm
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 41/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I
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ray |
Posted on 08-27-11, 06:30 pm
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Roy Koopa
Karma: 4011 Posts: 541/2722 Since: 06-26-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheesburger
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 06:51 pm
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 43/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets,
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ray |
Posted on 08-27-11, 06:55 pm
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Roy Koopa
Karma: 4011 Posts: 543/2722 Since: 06-26-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 07:48 pm
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 44/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck!
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ray |
Posted on 08-27-11, 07:49 pm
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Roy Koopa
Karma: 4011 Posts: 548/2722 Since: 06-26-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again
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LoLuigi |
Posted on 08-27-11, 07:54 pm
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Koopa
Karma: 75 Posts: 45/102 Since: 08-05-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid
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ray |
Posted on 08-27-11, 08:07 pm
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Roy Koopa
Karma: 4011 Posts: 550/2722 Since: 06-26-11 |
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG
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