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Posted on 08-10-11, 11:57 am
Roy Koopa
The guy who does things.

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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with
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Posted on 08-10-11, 02:31 pm
Roy Koopa


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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of
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Posted on 08-10-11, 05:38 pm
Ninji
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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I
Posted on 08-10-11, 06:27 pm
Roy Koopa


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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that
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Posted on 08-10-11, 09:23 pm


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I never thought it will get that far, but this story started to make no sence some posts ago....
Posted on 08-11-11, 01:20 am
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Yea, in the beginning I contributed a few times, which I think made the story ok at the beginning. But then I stopped, and the story gradually degraded in quality over time...

Maybe we should create a new one, which is better than this one.
Posted on 08-11-11, 07:21 am


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Yeah, a new one would be nice.
Posted on 08-11-11, 08:31 am
Roy Koopa
The guy who does things.

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Yeah, but the problem is that that thread will share the same fate as this - and my thread. The story gets crazy, and then a new one will be started.
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Posted on 08-11-11, 08:11 pm
Ninji
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Personally, I think the story still makes sense.
Posted on 08-23-11, 09:09 pm


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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to
Posted on 08-23-11, 11:32 pm
Porcupo
Did you win the game?

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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided
Posted on 08-24-11, 07:09 am
Roy Koopa


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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-
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Posted on 08-27-11, 04:49 am (rev. 1 by LeWario on 11-07-17, 07:38 pm)
Banned for being a complete idiot.

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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, photography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I undecided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode
Posted on 08-27-11, 04:52 am
Koopa


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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11.
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Posted on 08-27-11, 04:53 am
Banned for being a complete idiot.

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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing
Posted on 08-27-11, 04:55 am
Koopa


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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would
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Posted on 08-27-11, 05:05 am
Banned for being a complete idiot.

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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:08 am
Koopa


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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb
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Posted on 08-27-11, 05:09 am
Banned for being a complete idiot.

Karma: 529
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Since: 07-09-11
Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed
Posted on 08-27-11, 05:14 am
Koopa


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Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded.
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