Sorry, I can't understand that, what you are writing.

I think we've abandoned this long enough.
I think we should try again, and try not to be random, but instead make sure the story makes sense.

IT BEGINS...

I was walking through
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I'm back from my break of posting and now I'm gonna try to reach 100 posts without getting banned. Should be easy...

I was walking through a jungle in Africa

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across
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I'm back from my break of posting and now I'm gonna try to reach 100 posts without getting banned. Should be easy...

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village.

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited me to some strange drink, while

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited me to some strange drink, while they prepared the cauldron
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if($girl['looks'] == "hot"){
if($beer == "cold"){
$life = "Sorted!";
}elseif(function_exists($girl_get_beer) == true){
if(msg_send ($girl['job_que'], 1, 'Get me a beer out of the fridge!') === false){
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
}else{
array_push($girl['functions'], 'get_beer');
}
}else{
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
echo $life;

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited me to some strange drink, while they prepared the cauldron with few carrots inside
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I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited me to some strange drink, while they prepared the cauldron with few carrots inside and some very tasty
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I'm back from my break of posting and now I'm gonna try to reach 100 posts without getting banned. Should be easy...

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited me to some strange drink, while they prepared the cauldron with few carrots inside and some very tasty bloody steak and gravy!
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I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited me to some strange drink, while they prepared the cauldron with few carrots inside and some very tasty bloody steak and gravy! But then they asked "Where do you come from?"

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited me to some strange drink, while they prepared the cauldron with few carrots inside and some very tasty bloody steak and gravy! But then they asked "Where do you come from?" And then I said "Bright Tree Village, Endor"
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if($girl['looks'] == "hot"){
if($beer == "cold"){
$life = "Sorted!";
}elseif(function_exists($girl_get_beer) == true){
if(msg_send ($girl['job_que'], 1, 'Get me a beer out of the fridge!') === false){
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
}else{
array_push($girl['functions'], 'get_beer');
}
}else{
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
echo $life;

I was walking through a jungle in Africa when I came across a strange wild village. The village's chief invited me to some strange drink, while they prepared the cauldron with few carrots inside and some very tasty bloody steak and gravy! But then they asked "Where do you come from?" And then I said "Bright Tree Village, Endor" They thought I was being sarcastic even