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Posted on 09-12-13, 07:45 am
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Posted by py_hacker
Whoa whoa wait what.

What the heck are those twisted inventions of your minds?!

And now I fail at English?

Just kidding, guys. BACK IN ADVENTURE!

Turns out the D.U.S.T had disappeared to go hacking the game! They had to think of something. SKJmin could respawn at almost any way they could finish him up. First, they moved the 2 lone members where they were. Now, a solution...

Py: What do we do?

Neverendingamer: How about we KILL HIM WITH LAVA?
:evil smile:

iFeather: Nope, he'll respawn.


And that's when... The REAL LIFE SKJmin spawned in the room! He was... holding a knife!!!

SKJmin: I shall rule NSMBHD, then Kuribo64, then... The world!!! Wanna join me?

The team couldn't get out of the room. The devilish moron was blocking the door.

SKJmin: Hmm... Your heads shall decorate my palace!
Where I will hack the world!!!

SKJmin was going to kill Py_hacker first, as he had a bigger "bond" with Dirbaio, but then...

Dirbaio spawned behind SKJDevil!


Then,  P-Wing quietly took  Dirbaio, and  snake block took a knife and *squack* SKJDevil's back!

 snake block: HORRRAYYY FOR ME

D.U.S.T: HOW COULD YOU BEAT HIM YOURSELVES? WE ARE A TEAM

 P-Wing: And I saved Dirba-- *looks into his hands* PEACH?!?!?!?!?

Peach: *kisses*

 P-Wing: EWW! PLEASE! THERE IS A DOOR RIGHT THERE! DO I REALLY HAVE TO TAKE YOU?!?

D.U.S.T: :D:D:D XD XD XD XXD XXXXD *busted* *busted*

 snake block AAAHHH STOP IT!

D.U.S.T vs.  snake block and  P-Wing

Will  snake block and  P-Wing be able to fight D.U.S.T?

Posted on 09-12-13, 11:07 am (rev. 2 by Thierry on 09-12-13, 02:36 pm)
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Then Thierry used his gun to kill D.U.S.T.

He launched Peach in her Mother F***cking castle.

 P-Wing married Peach.




 snake block went in jail.



THE END.
Posted on 09-12-13, 12:36 pm (rev. 1 by  CreativiPie on 09-12-13, 12:37 pm)
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

You guys... what have you done?

And it's not jay, it's jail lol.
Posted on 09-12-13, 02:19 pm
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AAA Micro-Mario64???

I DIDN'T END IT! MICRO MARIO DID!

And, Peach ran away to the door! And only iFeather and I were fighting the DUST! UGH.

CONTINUE MY PREVIOUS POST
Posted on 09-13-13, 01:40 am
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Py_hacker: Hey guys, calm down, dammit, We're a team and we ALL work TOGETHER.

Rest of the team: Ok... :|

Py_hacker: SKJmin already started hacking reality... Exchanging Dirbaio and Peach's place... What's worse, he blended together video games and reality... We have to do something!
Speaking of him... What happened to this devilish moron?

As they were starting to wonder, the door was replaced by a wall. And the floor magically changed into lava! They had to climb on the desk and, later,
had to hold on to the ceiling. iFeather was going to fall the first, as he was missing strength...

iFeather: Sorry... Friends...

As iFeather fell, closing is eyes, he hit the lava.
His corpse... Didn't burn! The lava had a solid texture!

SKJmin, watching the scene from his palace, was shocked.

SKJdevil: HOW... THIS... HAPPENS? WHY MUST MY PLANS ALWAYS BE FOILED?! I AM NOT BOWSER!

He had to think of something before the DUST could get a solution!
And suddenly... appeared Dirbaio! In HIS palace!

SKJdevil: How Did YOU Get HERE?! This thing is SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTED!

Dirbaio: Always fear the power of ASM, SKJ...Moron!
Posted on 09-13-13, 10:25 am
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 Dirbaio used ASM to teleport the team and himself to outside!

However, since SKJdevil blended video games and reality, they saw Hoot the Owl, and Peach's Castle! And red coins!

 snake block: What? Is this place becoming "Super Real 64"?

 Dirbaio: I have no idea. Sounds like.

 CreativiPie: What do we do here?

The team and  Dirbaio saw something written in the sky: "Get the red coins or DIE! HA! -SKJdevil".

 snake block: Hurry! *runs*

* CreativiPie stops  snake block from collecting Red Coins*

 CreativiPie: No! It's a trap!

Something else came up written in the clouds saying: "No! Why do my tricks and traps always fail! I am not Bowser!".

 snake block: HA!

*Mega-Super-Duper-Wooper-Dooper-Hooper-Dooper-Wooper-Looper-SKJdevil comes up!*

Will our heroes ever be able to fight Mega-Super-Duper-Wooper-Dooper-Hooper-Dooper-Wooper-Looper-SKJdevil? Find out in next post!
Posted on 09-13-13, 03:18 pm (rev. 1 by  Polar Hacker on 09-13-13, 03:19 pm)
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Then Dirbaio banded the Mega-Super-Duper-Wooper-Dooper-Hooper-Dooper-Wooper-Looper-SKJdevil.
Posted on 09-13-13, 05:34 pm
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Posted by Polar Hacker
Then Dirbaio banded the Mega-Super-Duper-Wooper-Dooper-Hooper-Dooper-Wooper-Looper-SKJdevil.


But the ban-I-spell didn't effect on Mega-Super-Duper-Wooper-Dooper-Hooper-Dooper-Wooper-Looper-SKJdevil!

Mega-Super-Duper-Wooper-Dooper-Hooper-Dooper-Wooper-Looper-SKJdevil: You cannot ban me this easily!
Posted on 09-14-13, 02:44 am
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People, don't give long names to SKJdevil. Please, for god's sake. Seriously!

Back to story!

*Dirbaio teleports the DUST in a secret place in the Internet*

Dirbaio: It is written in the Enclosed Instruction Book, that we must get a special item to ban the powerful and dreadful ones: The Butter Banhammer.

Py_hacker: GOLDEN Banhammer!!!

Dirbaio: Yeah, whatever. It has been passed down my generations since the beginning of the world. Now, I must get it back... Where did I put it...

Then, Dirbaio remembers... that he saw SKJmoron with it.

Py_hacker: No prob' Dirb'!

Then, the Golden Banhammer came in Py_hacker's hand.
He gave it to Dirbaio.

Py_hacker: Quick, take it, before SKJdev gets it back!

Dirbaio: You know how it works you too?!

Py_hacker: Yeah, I learned about it by reading on some other forum... A Banhammer that is passed down a Root/Operator's generations. And that cannot be taken when in the hands of the ones that can wield it.

Dirbaio: But... How did SKJmin not keep it and how did you get it back...

Py: Didn't you teach me ASM?

Dirbaio: Ok, now time to kick that moron's butt.

Dirbaio teleported back at SKJdevil.

SKJmoron: ARRGH! HoW DiD YoU TaKe ThE BaNhAmMeR From ME?! I'll GET it BACK!

Py: Don't worry Dirb', I used ASM tricks so that no one except you can take it.

neverendinggamer: BATTLE TIME!!!

And the most epic battle of history had begun.
:most epic final battle music:
Posted on 09-14-13, 11:06 am
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*POKEMON BATTLE MODE*

HP Stats:

SKJdevil: 100 HP!

D.U.S.T: 11 HP!

Dirbaio: 8 HP!

Ban-survive Stats:

SKJdevil: 91

D.U.S.T: 100

Dirbaio: 10

SKJdevil vs. D.U.S.T and Dirbaio!

SKJdevil tries punching!

Dirbaio dodges like a pro!

SKJdevil tries jumping and crushing!

D.U.S.T and Dirbaio jump!

SKJdevil tries hurtickling!

Dirbaio takes 1 damage!

Dirbaio chooses Golden Banhammer!

SKJdevil dodges!

Dirbaio tries stomping!

Dirbaio deals 1 damage to SKJdevil!

SKJdevil tries using attack "Finger"!

Dirbaio moves left and dodges the attack!

SKJdevil tries using death-goo!

Dirbaio and the D.U.S.T block their noses till the death-goo stops! They dodge the attack!

D.U.S.T tries stomping!

D.U.S.T deals 3 damage to SKJdevil!

SKJdevil punches the D.U.S.T!

SKJdevil deals 4 damage to D.U.S.T!

Dirbaio gets angry! RAGE!

Dirbaio gains 10 HP!

SKJdevil jumps and tries stomping D.U.S.T!

D.U.S.T jump!

Dirbaio tries Butter Banhammer!

SKJdevil loses 5 ban-survive power!

hamza62240 tries attack "Move-Crush"!

hamza62240 deals 5 damage to SKJdevil!

Py_hacker tries attack "Hack-a-damage"!

Py_hacker creates a cliff below SKJdevil and deals 6 damage to SKJdevil!

iFeather tries hurtickling!

iFeather deals 1 damage to SKJdevil!

SKJdevil has 80 HP!

Dirbaio stomps and mid-air he gets his Golden Banhammer!

Dirbaio bashes SKJdevil with golden banhammer!

SKJdevil loses 90 ban-survive power!

Dirbaio hits SKJdevil with Butter Banhammer!

SKJdevil loses 1 ban-survive power!

SKJdevil weak and loses all health and saves just 3 health!

Py_hacker tries attack "Hack-a-damage"!

Py_hacker creates a cliff below SKJdevil and deals 6 damage to SKJdevil!

D.U.S.T and Dirbaio win!

SKJdevil lost!

*POKEMON BATTLE END SEQUENCE*

SKJdevil: Oh no!
Posted on 09-14-13, 11:21 am
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NeverEndingGamer uses a Banning Ball and catches SKJdevil.

Victory is ours!


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Posted on 09-14-13, 12:14 pm
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BLARGH, I spent a long time writeing that poste AND IT ISNT FUCKING THERE!
Posted on 09-14-13, 02:03 pm
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Posted by mrx
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BLARGH, I spent a long time writeing that poste AND IT ISNT FUCKING THERE!


Don't say that.

And, just write it again instead of raging?
Posted on 09-14-13, 02:43 pm
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We can swear here

And it took FOREVER to write
Posted on 09-14-13, 06:11 pm (rev. 1 by mariogalaxythree on 09-14-13, 06:11 pm)
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mariogalaxythree tries to punch SKJmin in the "banning ball" he is caught in. SKJmin takes mariogalaxythree hostage, and is forced to unban SKJmin. SKJmin changes his name into Mega-SKJmin and hacks nsmbhd. All accounts are now locked out.
Posted on 09-14-13, 07:07 pm (rev. 2 by  owthe.lat on 09-14-13, 07:12 pm)
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Then a new user registered here, his name is TheUltimateCS.
He doesn't know why nobody write posts... Then he realize all accounts are locked and sez: wtf?
Then he hacks the NSMB hacking domain with the help of a friend and unlock all accounts, now he tries to do a spin jump on Mega SKJmoron [SKJmin] but...
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Posted on 09-15-13, 01:00 am
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SKJMega kicks him back. On the bright side though, since all accounts are unlocked, then the DUST can move freely again!

Dirbaio bans SKJmin again for good and NeverEndingGamer uses a Ban Ball again. SKJjmin was caught!

Want to give a nickname to SKJmin?

Yes -> TheBiggestMoronEver

Dirbaio then stores the ball in a secret ASM-locked room. And Dirbaio does a rollback and the websites are restored. He even restores the real world, since the Ban Hammer also has this power on purpose.

And everyone lived happily ever after!!!












Or... did they?

Find out in D.U.S.T. 2: The Return of The Moron!
Posted on 09-15-13, 09:04 am
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Offtopic:

Seriously? it ends after only 3 pages of conversation?
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Posted on 09-15-13, 01:28 pm
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But can we make other stories?


Because yes, this one was short.
Posted on 09-15-13, 01:43 pm (rev. 1 by mariogalaxythree on 09-15-13, 01:44 pm)
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Mega-SKJmin manages to return. He also manages to find the deleted user data of NSMBHD and find a certain user...
The Certain user gets his revenge against  Arisotura,  Dirbaio,  gridatttack, and all of the other members. mariogalaxythree comes in, armed with the Banhammer deluxe, and prepares to face the evil Mega-SKJmin and his master, the hooded "mystery user".
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