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Posted on 11-24-18, 02:36 am
Giant Paratroopa
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Oh no! Has this ever happened to you? Well not anymore!

Introducing the As seen on TV! Thread!

The thread that allows you to make up dumb products and make them sound cool! Like magic!

The secret is in the heavy coded website thread technology, allowing you to have a good laugh on how silly these TV
commercials actually are!

So, what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone now to order your As seen on TV! Thread!

BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE!


Call now and we'll DOUBLE the offer! That's 2 As seen on TV threads for the price of one!

You get it all! 2 As seen on TV threads! (Just pay seperate processing and handling)

Call 1-800-AsSeenOnTV! That's 1-800-AsSeenOnTV!

Must be 18 years or older to order.
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Pretty sure you get the gist of this by now. What kind of silly, yet clever products can you come up with?
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Posted on 02-06-19, 04:04 am
Shyguy
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Introducing the As seen on TV! Thread!

Introducing GFX Tile Splitter!


damn that's tough.
Posted on 02-28-19, 02:11 pm (rev. 2 by  awesomeguy95 on 02-28-19, 02:13 pm)
Shyguy
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Have you ever felt so lonely that you just need someone to have fun with?

Well, I've got the solution! Introducing...

The Friend-Bot 2000, a high-tech robot you can be friends with!

With this, you can no longer be lonely!
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Posted on 03-06-19, 06:36 pm (rev. 4 by  Wither19 on 03-07-19, 05:25 pm)
Red Koopa
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Introducing the Money-factory *666! Using the latest technology in directly sending money to the government, you can insert 5 dollars and get 1 dollar out of the other slot! **Wow! Also, if you preorder this fabulous machine, you insert 10 dollars and receive 1 cent back! What a ***great deal!!!!*** Only $999.99!
Output money sold seperately.

*IT'S HAUNTED!!!
**No!!!
***HORRIBLE SCAM!!!!
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Posted on 03-22-19, 01:14 pm
Shyguy
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Wanna build the ultimate Lego set? Then get the Lego Builder 3000 (yes, I got the name from a Youtube channel)!

With this, you can build the Lego set of your dreams!
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What can I say? It'll help you as much as it helps me!
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Posted on 03-22-19, 03:54 pm
Giant Paratroopa
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Are you tired of homework? So much homework, that you're stressed and don't want to do it?

Introducing the dog! It eats your homework! No batteries are needed! Just take him out every day and give him water!
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Posted on 03-22-19, 08:59 pm
Red Koopa
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Posted by Skylander
Are you tired of homework? So much homework, that you're stressed and don't want to do it?

Introducing the dog! It eats your homework! No batteries are needed! Just take him out every day and give him water!

Also, a companion.
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Posted on 04-18-19, 01:30 pm
Shyguy
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Can't think of something to do? Well, I have the solution!

Introducing the Idea Maker! Now you can think quicker!
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What do you think, guys?
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Posted on 10-19-19, 03:29 am
Red Koopa
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if you think Nintendo switch is garbage than get a Nintendo swiss and you get all the lag you want such as playing smm2 on your tv screen but it turns on when ever mario dies our trying to sign in to it it will ay we eat swiss so get your Nintendo swiss for free at family dollar
Posted on 01-21-20, 01:08 pm
Red Koopa
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Is your mom telling you to clean your room, but you don't want to do it? buy an escape helicopter to fly away from effort! Only $999999.99!

The escape helicopter is brought to you by... Watching Paint Dry On Ice! The most boring ice experience of a lifetime!


-Had the whole theater to myself
Some Rando

-This is a scam. If your parents take you to this, children, then they don't love you
Noah Body


Get tickets for Watching Paint Dry On Ice!

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Posted on 02-09-20, 03:56 pm
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Posted by luigi bros 4
if you think Nintendo switch is garbage than get a Nintendo swiss and you get all the lag you want such as playing smm2 on your tv screen but it turns on when ever mario dies our trying to sign in to it it will ay we eat swiss so get your Nintendo swiss for free at family dollar

woah must invest in product NOW
Posted on 02-09-20, 05:28 pm
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the Melon Factory of Kuribo64 is proud to present you


melonWii


the amazing Wii emulator that makes Dolphin obsolete

with features such as

* pixel-perfect graphics
* DSP JIT
* melonGyro - wield your laptop as an actual fucking Wiimote
* runs on Android-powered consumer toys (at 3FPS or so)
* marshmallow-caramel chocolate
* powered by Haskell
* prepares coffee
* massages your kids
* pin-tumbler lock
* naturally boosts estrogen levels
* peels apples
* also compatible with Gamecube, WiiU, Vii, GameBoy


undoubtedly the future of Wii emulation
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Posted on 02-11-20, 12:18 pm
Red Koopa
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Have you ever wanted to grab a snack but you got comfortable on the couch? Then you need to get..... Off the couch and grab the chips yourself. That's just life!
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Posted on 02-11-20, 04:27 pm
Giant Paratroopa
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