I now know the dark secret behind this place. Think about the name for a second. The NSMB Hacking Domain.

Still can't figure it out?

This place promotes Hacking Domains!!!

A domain (for those who don't know) is the IP address of a website. For example, www.google.com is the IP address 8.8.8.8.

So this means that NSMB is just a cover-up for the TRUE purpose of this website, and that is to HACK WEBSITES!!!

This would also explain Dirbaio's absence on the board because he is secretly hacking websites so he doesn't have time to "browse the forums".

The Rabbit hole only gets deeper, as I think StapleButter is in on it as well. Seeing as he runs Kuribo64, he would most likely partner with Dirbiao for this hacking project

But when people wanted to swap to RH Cafe, Dirbaio realized that his plans will be found out, so he "just so happened" to come back for that crucial moment.

This also means that ALL of the admin and mods are apart of this as well.

That being said, this would explain the "admin-only" thread. This is where they discuss who to strike next and exchange their devious software hacking tools with one another.

WE KNOW WHAT'S UP, AND WE DEMAND JUSTICE!!!


- Use this in your footer to make this epidemic known, and join the resistance!!!

~~Ndymario

(Oh, hey, happy 600th post)

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Here's definitive proof of Dirbaio's evil hacking
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Here's my MvL Hacking thread

Consider joining the NSMB DS Hacking Discord Server! Also, be sure to check out the new wiki!

#HakingNoMore

Hitler was behind this all along

Ndymario discovered the truth, but the connections to Hitler are a little too far-fetched.

But Staplebutter calls himself communist leader! This combined with Ndymario's discovery leads us to the conclusion that he (Staplebutter) and Dirbaio as his partner in crime might be the guy's behind the hacking attacks from russia.
Now we can assume, that the server of this website is the one from where the attacks started.
Wich basically means we all have a huge problem now :]
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previously (un)known as BooChewbaca

* Dirbaio laughs maniacally, wearing a black hacker hoodie, typing in a terminal, with the room dimly lit.

Oh no. This is BAD. EVERYBODY RUN

The underground community of nsmbhd admins is growing stronger than ever before!! retreat to the bunkers while you have time! its only a matter of time before.. -BOOM- everything xplodes
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#HakingNoMore

Im unpopular! yay..

I just realised that community sounds like communism. They're using us to spread the communism!

how is communism contagious, exactly