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Posted on 09-08-16, 08:08 am
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I can't figure out how to run using the B button. I have a lot of trouble running and jumping at the same time.

How do I run by holding down the B button? What is this, some advanced MMO-style key combination?

Why must Nintendo make these games so difficult and unapproachable for new players? You have to be a no-life to figure out how to run with the B button.
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Posted on 09-08-16, 09:11 am
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Who the hell is that Yami person?
She sounds awesome!
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Posted on 09-08-16, 09:28 am
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it's a good thing that their new game gets rid of that! I'm an idiot too.
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Posted on 09-08-16, 12:55 pm (rev. 1 by  MarioKart7z on 09-08-16, 12:56 pm)
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Help! I can't jump with the A button! I can't figure out how to press it! I tried with a hammer, a 9000T weight, a hatchet, my forehead, a drill, a chainsaw, my ass, 50 sticks of dynamite, a chain gun, and even my own penis but it doesn't work!
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Posted on 09-08-16, 12:57 pm


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The real problem comes from that fact that you have to also press a direction :o

I mean, I can understand one button, two is difficult but three? Impossachievable!
Posted on 09-08-16, 01:13 pm
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Posted by MarioFanatic64
I can't figure out how to run using the B button. I have a lot of trouble running and jumping at the same time.

You don't, you just press START to start running. Duh. And you jump with the POWER button, 'cause you require a lot of power to jump as high as Mario does in-game.
Posted on 09-09-16, 08:22 am
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For anyone not familiar with the joke, this is in response to a recent quote by Miyamoto regarding the announcement of Super Mario Run (not that I'm hating specifically on the game, I really don't care):

Posted by Shigeru Miyamoto
For some people, they have a hard time running, using the ‘B’ button to dash, or jumping while trying to run and dash at the same time.


Now, I've put up with a lot of bullshit excuses from Miyamoto in the last few years, such as 'some players not being able to understand the controls', 'some players not enjoying open environments', 'adapting the series for a new platform' and 'taking advantage of the unique features of the platform', but this is where I draw the fucking line.

Some people can't run and jump at the same time.

Really? Fucking Really?

Shigeru Miyamoto, you've become an exaggeration of your former self, and your IPs are suffering from it.
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Posted on 09-09-16, 08:43 am
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Posted by MarioFanatic64
For anyone not familiar with the joke, this is in response to a recent quote by Miyamoto regarding the announcement of Super Mario Run (not that I'm hating specifically on the game, I really don't care):

Posted by Shigeru Miyamoto
For some people, they have a hard time running, using the ‘B’ button to dash, or jumping while trying to run and dash at the same time.


Now, I've put up with a lot of bullshit excuses from Miyamoto in the last few years, such as 'some players not being able to understand the controls', 'some players not enjoying open environments', 'adapting the series for a new platform' and 'taking advantage of the unique features of the platform', but this is where I draw the fucking line.

Some people can't run and jump at the same time.

Really? Fucking Really?

Shigeru Miyamoto, you've become an exaggeration of your former self, and your IPs are suffering from it.

That is actually true. 90% of people i see playing Mario, they NEVER run. AT ALL.
I keep telling them but they never want to run. I tell them that there's a time limit, still don't want to run. I tell them that i'll murder their ass and their face with a chainsaw if they don't run, still don't wanna run.

WHAT THE ASS.
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Posted on 09-09-16, 11:04 am
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Some people can't play my game. Solution? Make it play itself!

Press this button and Mario will automatically complete the level!
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Posted on 09-09-16, 12:22 pm (rev. 1 by  cros107 on 09-09-16, 12:22 pm)
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Oh god. I can't STAND not running in a mario game. It's SO FUCKING TEDIOUS TO WALK, OR EVEN WATCH SOMEONE WALK WTF

And while we're on this topic, let's talk about people who can't actually play mario, who fall into every fucking hole there is, even if it's 1 block wide and you can RUN OVER IT

Sorry this just seemed like a good time to get this all off my chest /rant

I feel you MK7z. I really do.

Also, I ALWAYS found it much easier to run with Y and jump with B.
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Posted on 09-09-16, 02:23 pm


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Posted by cros107
Also, I ALWAYS found it much easier to run with Y and jump with B.


I think this actually depends on the controller.
Posted on 09-10-16, 06:28 am
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Right, what I meant was any controller with a DS-like diamond shaped button layout. Like literally any controller ATM except the wii controller. Although I get what you mean, running with the B button on NES is much easier.
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Posted on 09-10-16, 07:48 am (rev. 1 by  CreativiPie on 09-10-16, 07:49 am)
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Wait a second.

I'm not the only one who tells people to run... and they never run?!
I'm not the only one with dumbass family members who won't press the B button?!

holy shit

I agree with cros and mariokartz, aaaaarrrggghhhh

For the falling in holes, I guess it's just my little cousin or brother but come on I just told you to run a thousand times
Posted on 09-10-16, 09:44 am


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Posted by cros107
Right, what I meant was any controller with a DS-like diamond shaped button layout. Like literally any controller ATM except the wii controller. Although I get what you mean, running with the B button on NES is much easier.


No, there's controllers with the diamond shape that I still personally prefer A+B on. WiiU Pro Controller being a notable case. On the GamePad I do prefer Y+B though.
Posted on 09-10-16, 10:00 am
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I prefer to use X+A on a Pro Controller.
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Posted on 08-30-18, 06:23 pm
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Posted by MarioKart7z
Posted by MarioFanatic64
For anyone not familiar with the joke, this is in response to a recent quote by Miyamoto regarding the announcement of Super Mario Run (not that I'm hating specifically on the game, I really don't care):

Posted by Shigeru Miyamoto
For some people, they have a hard time running, using the ‘B’ button to dash, or jumping while trying to run and dash at the same time.


Now, I've put up with a lot of bullshit excuses from Miyamoto in the last few years, such as 'some players not being able to understand the controls', 'some players not enjoying open environments', 'adapting the series for a new platform' and 'taking advantage of the unique features of the platform', but this is where I draw the fucking line.

Some people can't run and jump at the same time.

Really? Fucking Really?

Shigeru Miyamoto, you've become an exaggeration of your former self, and your IPs are suffering from it.

That is actually true. 90% of people i see playing Mario, they NEVER run. AT ALL.
I keep telling them but they never want to run. I tell them that there's a time limit, still don't want to run. I tell them that i'll murder their ass and their face with a chainsaw if they don't run, still don't wanna run.

WHAT THE ASS.


I wonder what happens if you give them a sonic game and they play it.
They will probably be like, what the (CENSORED) is a sonic!?!?!!?!?!??!?!??!!!!??!?!
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