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 Pokeyme some orange juice my hand  Karma: 674 Posts: 31/699 Since: 09-24-12 |
This is one I invented! First, the team(or whatever) that created NSMB wanted it to be SCN(super Chuck Norris), but... They didn't want it to be too short!... |
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Posted on 11-06-12, 12:08 am
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I am random… very random.
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Chuck Norris could destroy Herobrine with his bare hands!  Chuck Norris can eat a brick by melting it with lava. Microsoft didn't invent Windows,Chuck Norris invented it...and so did he also invent Apple,Ubuntu,and Linux as well. |
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Posted on 11-16-12, 04:46 pm
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the soft toilet paper of Chuck Norris. I will not say what brand is this toilet paper because it would be giving cheap advertising, ie, SPAM.
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Posted on 11-16-12, 05:49 pm
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?
_________________________ NSMB-Hard Edition, I'm working on it! |
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Posted on 11-17-12, 09:31 am (rev. 1 by xfix on 11-17-12, 09:33 am)
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Posted by acmfan How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris? 361.9237001cm3 per day, obviously. You have asked for wood ("How much wood"), not Chuck Norris. |
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Posted on 11-17-12, 08:27 pm
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I am random… very random.
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•Chuck Norris would be in the finals of "America's got Talent" before he even started his talent. •Chuck Norris can create Dark Matter without any chemicals or reactions. •Chuck Norris is more than enough powerful to get Nuclear Fusions out of the Sun's Core. •Chuck Norris can create a crystal world in thin air. |