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Posted on 09-22-12, 09:28 am
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 Roy KoopaThe guy who does things.  Karma: 12749 Posts: 492/2796 Since: 07-01-11 |
-Chuck Norris can scare the shit out of a toilet. -Chuck Norris can wake a Snorlax without a Pokeflute. -Chuck Norris has no chin, there's just another fist. -When Chuck Norris dies, Aliens will invade as Earth is no longer a threat. -Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for his fame, and then beat the devil up and took his soul back. The devil did not want to anger Chuck Norris so se didn't keep a grudge. Today, they are friends and play New Super Mario Bros. Wii together once a week. New Super Mario Bros.: Clone Tag Team 1+2 / New Super Mario Advance + Take 2 / Super Mario: Endless Earth My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. |
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Posted on 09-27-12, 10:00 pm
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I am random… very random.
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•Fear isn't afraid of people,so people are afraid of him,but Fear is afraid of Chuck Norris,so he doesn't even dare overrule him. •Chuck Norris was born in a Log Cabin that he built...with his bare hands.  •Chuck Norris can find Google™ but Google™ can't find Chuck Norris because of his great awsomeness. •Chuck Norris overrules the Internet,so everytime he blinks the Internet Refreshes itself,& if Chuck Norris stomps on the ground,the Internet Clicks on Link,& if Chuck Norris were to sneeze,that would mean the Internet is down. 
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Posted on 09-28-12, 06:26 pm
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 Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 62/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
In 2013, Chuck Norris will change the company Apple to Banana.
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Posted on 09-28-12, 08:40 pm (rev. 1 by
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I am random… very random.
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Posted on 09-30-12, 05:08 am (rev. 1 by
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 Fuzz BallKirbyFanatic64 (LOL)  Karma: 1386 Posts: 502/950 Since: 11-13-11 |
Chuck Norris doesn't have to learn from school. Instead, the school has to learn from him.
Chuck Norris can buy the company with his smile. Chuck Norris can create a box that is two-dimensional. Chuck Norris makes the Energy equals to mass*speed of light2. And Einstein found it. Chuck Norris can go to Pluto and come back before GoogleTM finish its search. Chuck Norris can turn Hydrogen into Gold with his bare hands! Chuck Norris can subscribe himself. Chuck Norris can open infinites spoilers of _________________________
Great games must be fun, not fancy.
Music Hacker needed! PM me if you wish!
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Posted on 10-02-12, 11:53 pm (rev. 1 by ImageBot on 11-21-16, 02:31 am)
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 248/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
-Chuck Norris doesn´t need a computer to access the internet,all he needs is his brain & somebody else imagination -Chuck Norris was on sale...but nobody could afford him at that time. -Chuck Norris can create an electronic appliance with a stone and his bare hands! -Chuck Norris can bring revive people with his singing...too bad he didn´t sing too good or else the universe might have collapsed to create a black hole.  -Chuck Norris was the 1st registered user in Facebook. -Chuck Norris can play the Baritone Saxophone,but the Baritone Saxophone can´t play with him. |
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Posted on 10-04-12, 03:43 pm
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Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 65/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
- Chuck norris can edit messages of the Trash Can forum....
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Posted on 10-07-12, 05:38 pm
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 261/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
-Chuck Norris can access an HTC EVO 4G's Debug Screen without hacking.  -Chuck Norris can type more than 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 words in less than 5 seconds! -Chuck Norris has traveled around the universe...two times! -When Chuck Norris runs at about 150,000,000,000,000 km./minute,he makes the air around him expand & inplode to create Thunder. -Chuck Norris met  about when the Stone Age occured,so today they are about -500 years old and Chuck Norris and are in the Kuiper Belt living in the Dwarf Planet:"Eris."
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Posted on 10-07-12, 10:21 pm
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 Super Mario( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Karma: 10081 Posts: 2661/4458 Since: 06-08-11 |
Posted by MK7 -When Chuck Norris runs at about 150,000,000,000,000 km./minute,he makes the air around him expand & inplode to create Thunder. So Chuck Norris travels more than a million times faster than light (Speed of light: c = 300 000 000 m/s = 300 000 km/s = 18 000 000 km/min) |
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Posted on 10-08-12, 04:01 pm
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Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 66/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
Posted by Dirbaio Posted by MK7 -When Chuck Norris runs at about 150,000,000,000,000 km./minute,he makes the air around him expand & inplode to create Thunder. So Chuck Norris travels more than a million times faster than light (Speed of light: c = 300 000 000 m/s = 300 000 km/s = 18 000 000 km/min) Chuck Norris can do that calculation in -? seconds. |
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Posted on 10-08-12, 04:07 pm
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Super Mario ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Karma: 10081 Posts: 2666/4458 Since: 06-08-11 |
That'd mean he knows the results of all the possible calculations ever, since the Universe was created. Or before?
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Posted on 10-09-12, 02:28 am
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Fuzz Ball KirbyFanatic64 (LOL) Karma: 1386 Posts: 553/950 Since: 11-13-11 |
Posted by JaviLuki Chuck Norris can do that calculation in -? seconds. Posted by Dirbaio That'd mean he knows the results of all the possible calculations ever, since the Universe was created. Or before?  I think Chuck Norris isn't a living thing, a matter nor a dark matter. _________________________
Great games must be fun, not fancy.
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Posted on 10-09-12, 10:27 pm
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 268/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
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Posted on 10-10-12, 03:24 am
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Roy Koopa The guy who does things. Karma: 12749 Posts: 510/2796 Since: 07-01-11 |
The Mayans predicted Chuck Norris would finally snap on December 21.
New Super Mario Bros.: Clone Tag Team 1+2 / New Super Mario Advance + Take 2 / Super Mario: Endless Earth My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. |
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Posted on 10-10-12, 05:40 pm
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Chuck Norris knows how to sort arrays with O(1) (constant) time.
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Posted on 10-11-12, 10:16 pm (rev. 2 by ImageBot on 11-21-16, 02:32 am)
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I am random… very random.
 Karma: 750 Posts: 274/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
-Chuck Norris could beat "Super Hexagon" with one click of his arrow keys from his Macintosh. -Chuck Norris destroy Herobrine with his bare mind. -Chuck Norris can destroy the world by burping very loud. -Chuck Norris NEVER had a heart attack when he ate 16 Triple Meats,a side order of 35 litters of French Fries,a 50,000 litter tank full of Dr.Pepper,and a state-huge-like Chocolate Chip cookie. -Chuck Norris can rule the world and overthrow anyone in power...but he decided to give a chance to human beings for another 5 billion years or so. -When the Sun becomes a red giant,Chuck Norris will just replace that old sun with a newer and younger star...with his bare hands. -Chuck Norris doesn't need to download "Skype™" on his Macintosh to chat to people,all he needs is to concentrate,and communicate to other people by simply just linking each others brain to another...except Chuck Norris' brain...he can communicate by Wi-Fi. -Chuck Norris could fix Derpy Hooves' eyes by simply just making the young pony have "Rebirth". -Chuck Norris doesn't need £169.99 to buy a 3DS XL,he just buys everything with his smile.
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Posted on 10-11-12, 10:20 pm
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Super Mario ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Karma: 10081 Posts: 2688/4458 Since: 06-08-11 |
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Posted on 10-11-12, 10:22 pm (rev. 3 by
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 275/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
That's not good... 
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Posted on 10-11-12, 10:26 pm (rev. 1 by
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Super Mario ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Karma: 10081 Posts: 2689/4458 Since: 06-08-11 |
It isn't...
He also doesn't approve you quoting the image 
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Posted on 10-11-12, 10:35 pm (rev. 1 by
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 276/682 Since: 01-17-12 |