03:52 < Garmichael> And just as theyve all bought the iWater
03:52 < Garmichael> the iWater 2 will come out with more pixels
03:52 < Mega-Mario> lolyeah
03:52 < gridatttack> lolol
03:52 < Garmichael> and then the iWater Mini, which only holds 4 ounces of liquid but costs the same
03:53 < gridatttack> lolz
03:53 <@Nina> And they'll also come out with the iBag
03:53 <@Nina> Which is a nice stylish bag
03:53 <@Nina> But it'll only carry Apple stuff
03:54 < Treeki> meanwhile
03:54 < Treeki> Google has been busy creating beer
03:54 < Garmichael> yea, it would have a computer controlled zipper on the bottom that would open if you tried to jailbreak it
03:54 < Treeki> and as the iWater becomes popular, they suddenly decide they need to make water instead
03:55 < Garmichael> haha
03:55 < Garmichael> removing buttons from the iWater
03:55 < Treeki> and Apple trumpets themselves as the inventors of water
03:55 < Mega-Mario> and they sue anyone else who sells water
03:55 < Garmichael> and then sues Google
03:56 <@Nina> Then some free software guys try to come up with their own solution for a completely free alternative to water.
03:56 <@Nina> It works, but it never really catches on.
03:56 < Mega-Mario> and it requires you to know lots of cryptic stuff to be able to use it
03:57 < Mega-Mario> and if you don't know it, you're provided with a huge dictionary about every little thing ever in the world
03:57 <@Nina> $ make water
03:57 < Garmichael> and you spend hours telling people your frustrations on getting it to work on IRC
03:57 < Garmichael> ;)
03:57 < Mega-Mario> Adobe then also tries to make water
03:58 < Mega-Mario> but it eats all your RAM and crashes every two seconds
03:58 < gridatttack> lolol
03:58 <@Nina> Meanwhile everyone else is using freedom-ignoring water that is 'easier to use'.
03:59 <@Nina> Microsoft also try to invent their own water, but drinking it might not be a good idea due to its number of security holes.
03:59 <@Nina> It does have a fancy user interface though.
04:00 < Garmichael> microsoft's water would come with increasingly annoying to disable 'features'
04:01 < Garmichael> "Hey, I noticed you were about to drink some water. Did you know its a good idea to drink at least 32 ounces of water each day?"
04:02 < Mega-Mario> Google's water would contain nanoGPS locators
04:02 < Garmichael> HAH
04:02 < Mega-Mario> and the bottle would be absolutely terrible to use
04:02 < Mega-Mario> the design would be extremely stupid
04:02 < Mega-Mario> it'd be YouWater
04:03 < Treeki> Ubuntu Water started out as a nice version of the free water
04:03 <@Nina> Google are not all terrible at designing
04:03 <@Nina> Have you used an Android 4.x phone?
04:03 < Treeki> but eventually became just a shitty clone of iWater
04:04 < Mega-Mario> Nina: nope. Guess I gotta update :/
04:04 <@Nina> Yeah, iWater with Debian's package system, which proves to not work well in such a context.
04:04 < Treeki> GNOME 3 Water takes up all the space in your bag, and you can only drink it in increments of 327ml
04:04 < Treeki> the GNOME developers think 327ml is the perfect amount for a sip of water
04:04 < Treeki> but in reality, it sucks
04:05 <@Nina> KDE4 water on the other hand lets you change the size to fit its container
04:05 <@Nina> But on the other hand it's quite ugly.
04:05 < Mega-Mario> Acmlmboard water would have be clean and fast...
04:05 < Mega-Mario> ... but full of holes
04:05 < Mega-Mario> -have
04:06 < Treeki> Invision Water (IP.Water?) is a tangled mess of pipes with a water tank in the middle
04:06 < Treeki> eventually, the water comes out, somewhere, somehow
04:06 < Garmichael> hahah
04:06 < Mega-Mario> vBulletin Water is the same, sold at a ridiculously high price
04:06 <@Nina> wsh would be lightweight and fast water with nice drink completion, but it'd be for advanced users only
04:07 < Mega-Mario> phpWater is like Invision Water but it's free... and the water doesn't come out
04:07 < Mega-Mario> no matter how hard you try
04:08 < Treeki> WordPress Water is a bottle with a system that allows you to easily insert flavourings to make the water taste the way you want
04:08 < Treeki> unfortunately, it's so easy, that people can poison the water and you're none the wiser
04:09 < Mega-Mario> ABXD Water is a bottle that is as clean and fast as Acmlmboard, and with a custom flavouring system as well
04:09 < Mega-Mario> but most flavors are dark
04:09 < Treeki> PHP Water comes in several different bottles that inexplicably rip off the labelling design from other brands
04:09 <@Nina> Arch Water is simple, lightweight water where you decide what should go in it, but unfortunately it has no easy way of being installed in the bottle.
04:09 < Treeki> and the label has serving suggestions printed on it
04:09 < Treeki> which are likely to kill you
04:10 < Treeki> and despite there being 10 different looking kinds of it, they're all the same crappy tap water put into a fancy bottle
04:10 <@Nina> (they removed aif in some of the newer Arch ISOs)
04:11 < Treeki> Nintendo Water can only be drunk if you exchange friend codes with the bottle
04:11 < Mega-Mario> Sony Water can only be drunk via the PSN
04:12 < Mega-Mario> if you try to get around that, Sony sues you
04:12 < Mega-Mario> and they use their money and guns to win no matter what
04:12 < Treeki> Metro Water is a neon green cube containing an unidentified liquid, with giant text saying "Water" on the side
04:12 <@Nina> Android Water is quite ugly, leading to different carriers of it adding their own styling to it, but as a result makes it heavier. Android Water 4.x has recently
              been released and solves these problems though.
04:13 < Treeki> Ruby Water doesn't really have anything special going for it
04:13 < Treeki> but there's a gem and a fancy DSL to drink it
04:14 <@Nina> Water.js is a little too simple in places, and you can easily end up drinking too much water at once. It's also still in beta.
04:14 < Treeki> require 'water'; Water.drink { sip_size 50.ml; no_flavourings }.twice!
04:15 <@Nina> Python Water imports antigravity and flies away.
04:15 < Treeki> Adobe Water makes you wait a minute before you can drink it, while it loads all sorts of useless things
04:16 < Treeki> and the nutritional information on the side is a Flash movie for no reason
04:16 < Mega-Mario> Flash Water takes all the space in your stomach
04:16 < Mega-Mario> and then crashes
04:16 < Mega-Mario> and you end up peeing a ton of water
04:16 < Treeki> Shockwave Water is.. uh... expired
04:17 <@Nina> And a line will be added to your kernel log informing you that Flash Water segfaulted.
04:17 < Treeki> but you can still find bottles on some weird old grocery store shelves
04:18 < Mega-Mario> Whitehole Water shows you a 3D rendering of the water. But you can't edit all aspects of it.
04:18 <@Nina> Anyone can drink Java Water, but at times it takes a little too long to drink.
04:18 < Garmichael> and JavaWater constantly requires you to update it
04:18 < Treeki> Haskell Water has to be inhaled, not drunk
04:18 < Treeki> this makes no sense to regular water drinkers
04:19 < Treeki> but Haskell Water fans swear by it and say there's no other way to hydrate yourself
04:20 <@Nina> Water.NET can only be used by those who also like Microsoft Water, for them it works fine, but for most everyone else it doesn't.

13:14:18 <~xfix> By the way, why I have a feeling that everything that looks a sphere likes to explode in Pokémon games.
13:16:44 <Nina> Pokémon: The game of exploding spheres
13:17:58 <~xfix> Gastly? Sure, it can explode.
13:18:05 <~xfix> Voltorb? It will explode.
13:18:12 <~xfix> Golem? Sure, why not?
13:18:23 <~xfix> Koffing? Obviously.
13:18:34 <~xfix> Forretress? Hey, it does.
13:18:49 <~xfix> Solrock? Uh oh, the Sun just exploded.
13:19:06 <~xfix> Drifblim? Because what stops him.
13:19:24 <~xfix> Qwilfish? Yes, this too.
13:19:46 <~xfix> Corsola? Yep.
13:21:14 <~xfix> Gulpin? Glalie? Roggenrola? Solosis? Ferroseed? Cryogonal? Carbink? Pumpkaboo? Yes, it all explodes.