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Posted on 08-14-11, 09:15 pm


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Granted, but it is 4.
I wish 1 + 1 != 3.
Posted on 08-14-11, 09:27 pm
Boomboom


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Granted, but what you say don't makes sense.

I wish for a wish that cant be corrupted
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Posted on 08-14-11, 09:44 pm


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Granted, but I corrupt it.
I wish for a wish that wiches a wich without wiches.
Posted on 08-14-11, 10:30 pm
Super Mario
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Granted, but nodoby understands what that means, so I'm afraid it's plain impossible.

I wish I had time to finish all the projects I start.
Posted on 08-14-11, 11:06 pm (rev. 1)
Roy Koopa


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(I would most NOT CORRUPT this wish xD)
But you dont have the time

I wish Garmichael is ONE TIME not the winner in the contest
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Posted on 08-14-11, 11:08 pm
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Um... Ok, I need to process your wish.
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$ wish -name "Dirbaio" -wish "I wish I had time to finish all the projects I start."
Reading Name table...
Dirbaio Found!
Analyzing wish...
...
Interrupt from process "fan": Fan speed now 9999999999 RPM
Continuing process "wish"
...
Error! Analysis of wish failed!
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Sorry Dirbaio

I wish JavaScript was faster.
Posted on 08-15-11, 04:55 am
Roy Koopa
The guy who does things.

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Granted, but it will go so fast that at it's full capacity, it will go fast enough to cause an explosion so big it knocks the Earth out of orbit and directly into the sun.

I wish the SMB Movie had a sequel...
New Super Mario Bros.: Clone Tag Team 1+2 / New Super Mario Advance + Take 2 / Super Mario: Endless Earth
My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
Posted on 08-15-11, 05:22 am
Boomboom


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Granted, but it ends worst than the first one and don't make sense to anything mario related.

I wish my PC HDD was 1 lumabyte >:)
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Posted on 08-15-11, 04:13 pm


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Granted, but the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) does not know, what a lumabyte is, so it can't fulfill the wish.

I wish now, I wouldn't have given an internet to dirbaio.
Posted on 08-15-11, 04:32 pm
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(NsmB_PrO! I wanted to say the harddisk head would take forever to spin! )

Granted, but instead of getting it from you, he bought his own.

I wish I had NSMB and NSMBWii's sourcecode so we don't have to reverse engineer a binary.
Posted on 08-15-11, 05:38 pm (rev. 1)
Koopa


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Granted, but you got a virus and your computer shut down, after that the NSMB and NSMBWii's sourcecode was deleted from the internet(somehow). Then you spilled water on your computer.

I wish that I could make an OS better than Microsoft. XD
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Posted on 08-16-11, 05:04 am
Porcupo
Did you win the game?

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Granted but Linux has beaten both Linux and your OS.

I wish that I could complete 10 projects at once.
Posted on 08-16-11, 06:59 am
Roy Koopa
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Granted, but you have to build your own time machine to do so. Good luck with that.

I wish Elmo stopped talking about himself in the third-person.
New Super Mario Bros.: Clone Tag Team 1+2 / New Super Mario Advance + Take 2 / Super Mario: Endless Earth
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Posted on 08-16-11, 04:55 pm (rev. 1)
Koopa


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Granted, but since Elmo stopped talking about himself in third person. Your family started talking about themselves in third person(including you).

I wish that there was a Tye-die Koopa!
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"What to know what happens if someone assassinates dirbaio? He dies. NOW WHAT!?"
Posted on 08-17-11, 12:10 am (rev. 1)


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Granted, but Mario decides to crush all of the Tye-die koopas in existence.

I wish for a bowl of spaghetti!
Posted on 08-17-11, 12:15 am (rev. 1)
Roy Koopa


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Granted but there are worms instead of spaghettis!

(Ups I forgot the wish xD)
I wish I could connect to wifi with my DS
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Posted on 08-17-11, 01:51 am
Ninji
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You guys are totally playing this game wrong.
Posted on 08-17-11, 03:11 am
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Posted by Garmichael
You guys are totally playing this game wrong.


Yes they kind of are. People, please read the first post before continuing!

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However, your Mom took your DS and the Wi-Fi router before you had the chance to!

I wish you guys will start playing this game correctly again.
Posted on 08-17-11, 04:31 am


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Granted, but first you had to change the rules.

Now I wish I was playing the right way,
Posted on 08-17-11, 05:01 am


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Granted, but you suck at playing the right way and get a game over every time.

I wish for posting skills.
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