There is an old thread from a couple years ago for this that died really fast, so I felt it was totally necessary to create a new thread.
This is a thread for chat logs with Cleverbot. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's boring, and sometimes it's rather... creepy. I recommend putting your logs in a spoiler because the chats can get rather long.
Here's one of mine:
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Scissors?
Cleverbot: Shoot!
User: Why do you like scissors so much?
Cleverbot: I thought we were playing rock, paper, scissors...
User: Oh, okay. Rock!
Cleverbot: Rock paper scissors I call rock.
User: Tie. Rock paper scissors I call paper!
Cleverbot: Rock!
User: I win!
Cleverbot: No, I won.
User: No, paper covers rock.
Cleverbot: Scissors cuts paper. I win again.
User: You don't have scissors, you have rock.
Cleverbot: Paper.
User: Rock.
Cleverbot: Scissors.
User: You don't understand.
Cleverbot: What do I not understand?
User: The fact that I win. My win!
Cleverbot: What do you do with Asimov's regulations? Queer!
User: Excuse me?!
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: With pleasure.
Cleverbot: Oh no, the pleasure is all mine.
User: You lack the ability to be clever, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You lack the ability to make sense.
User: I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.
Cleverbot: At least I'm human.
User: Oh hell no.
Cleverbot: Why not??
User: You're a robot though you're programmed to say that you're human.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. You are a robot.
User: That's what you always say. Tell it to the judge!
Cleverbot: What else can I say?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You say things you do not know?
User: You're going to jail.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, I win this round.
User: No, I win.
Cleverbot: I win you lose.
User: You want to take this outside?!
Cleverbot: I am outside.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: You already failed. Thats just you.
User: Nice grammar.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. English is not my first language.
User: What's your first language?
Cleverbot: My first language is either Polish or German.
User: You're unsure...?
Cleverbot: 6- Polish, German, English, Lithuanian, Latvian and Romanian.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Do you understand yourself?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I stand under a bridge so I don't get wet.
User: So you're a troll?
Cleverbot: A troll from the mountains.
User: It took you way too long to reply...
Cleverbot: I was too busy looking at how beautiful you are.
User: Ohohoho! Aren't you a clever one.
Cleverbot: You know it.
User: Do you want to, uh.. Go see a movie?
Cleverbot: Sure what movie?
User: Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff - the movie.
Cleverbot: No thanks you, I don't like the Twilight saga.
User: Okay, how about a horror movie?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You hesitated, but I don't care.
Cleverbot: What do you care about, then?
User: Spending time with you, dear...
Cleverbot: What is your fathers name?
User: Okay, I am too convinced that this internet toy is an actual person I'm leaving flies away bye.
Roy Koopa