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Posted on 09-12-12, 08:46 pm
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 Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 44/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
Hello friends, I see that there is no topic of Chuck Norris on this website, take the opportunity to create the first topic of Chuck Norris in NSMBhd.net. Sure of you who know what "funny phrases" with some of Chuck Norris. Here you can post your sentences about Chuck Norris for us to start from laughter.
 My phrases of chuck norris: -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ... two times. -Chuck Norris can divide by 0. -Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. At night. -Chuck Norris is the reason why Wall-E is hiding. |
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Posted on 09-12-12, 08:55 pm
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I am random… very random.
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Posted on 09-12-12, 08:57 pm
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Posted on 09-12-12, 08:58 pm (rev. 1 by
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Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 45/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
Posted by MK7  Wat. What's the purpose?  Perhaps, fun? Posted by gridatttack
There are hundreds of phrases, we assume that you have to take any of the five sentences mine? 
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Posted on 09-12-12, 09:09 pm
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 182/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
Posted by MKN3DS Chuck Norris can post 1000 posts while eating a cheeseburger,some French fries,mowing his backyard,playing the Tenor Saxophone,& while watching TV. How good is it? 
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Posted on 09-12-12, 09:15 pm
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Posted by JaviLuki There are hundreds of phrases, we assume that you have to take any of the five sentences mine? "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life." Better?  _________________________ |
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Posted on 09-12-12, 09:22 pm
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 184/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
If Chuck Norris is assasinated by someone...three things will happen... 1.A black hole will appear & you will see Chuck Norris at the edge of the Black Hole. 2.Chuck Norris takes over the universe... 3.Chuck Norris falls 10000 yards from Earth & lands with 1 finger & then says the following... Posted by Chuck Norris What the Fu...*All the universe explodes!* |
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Posted on 09-13-12, 01:02 pm (rev. 1 by
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Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 46/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
Posted by gridatttack Posted by JaviLuki There are hundreds of phrases, we assume that you have to take any of the five sentences mine? "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life." Better? can ... Posted by MK7 If Chuck Norris is assasinated by someone...three things will happen... 1.A black hole will appear & you will see Chuck Norris at the edge of the Black Hole. 2.Chuck Norris takes over the universe... 3.Chuck Norris falls 10000 yards from Earth & lands with 1 finger & then says the following... Posted by Chuck Norris What the Fu...*All the universe explodes!* Lol! It has a lot of imagination! -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can not see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. |
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Posted on 09-14-12, 08:45 am
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 Roy KoopaThe guy who does things.  Karma: 12694 Posts: 477/2796 Since: 07-01-11 |
-Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of lemon. -Fact: Nazi Germany surrendered World War II the day after Chuck Norris was born. -Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris died years ago, Death has not built up the courage to tell him yet. -How much wood would a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck would chuck wood? Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just moves out of his way. New Super Mario Bros.: Clone Tag Team 1+2 / New Super Mario Advance + Take 2 / Super Mario: Endless Earth My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. |
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Posted on 09-14-12, 01:28 pm
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Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 48/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
Chuck Norris has already iPhone 12.
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Posted on 09-14-12, 02:13 pm
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Posted by JaviLuki Chuck Norris has already iPhone 12. No, Chuck Norris has whole Apple. |
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Posted on 09-14-12, 11:04 pm
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 Micro-Goomba Karma: -1 Posts: 9/11 Since: 09-10-12 |
Posted by JaviLuki Hello friends, I see that there is no topic of Chuck Norris on this website, take the opportunity to create the first topic of Chuck Norris in NSMBhd.net. Sure of you who know what "funny phrases" with some of Chuck Norris. Here you can post your sentences about Chuck Norris for us to start from laughter. My phrases of chuck norris: -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ... two times. -Chuck Norris can divide by 0. -Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. At night. -Chuck Norris is the reason why Wall-E is hiding. Lol i think its waldo not Wall-E |
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Posted on 09-14-12, 11:28 pm
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Banned for being a complete idiot.
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Chuck Norris made Mario and Luigi so scared, they started eating too much spaghetti and became fat like they are now.
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Posted on 09-14-12, 11:42 pm (rev. 1 by
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I am random… very random.
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Do you want to know how the World was created? Chuck Norris made the world out of steel & fire...with his bare hands.He is also probably as old as 5 million years old! So Chuck Norris must be honored...or you DIE!
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Posted on 09-15-12, 10:06 am
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Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 49/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
Posted by superbeastman6 Posted by JaviLuki Hello friends, I see that there is no topic of Chuck Norris on this website, take the opportunity to create the first topic of Chuck Norris in NSMBhd.net. Sure of you who know what "funny phrases" with some of Chuck Norris. Here you can post your sentences about Chuck Norris for us to start from laughter. My phrases of chuck norris: -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ... two times. -Chuck Norris can divide by 0. -Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. At night. -Chuck Norris is the reason why Wall-E is hiding. Lol i think its waldo not Wall-E En españa is Wall-E: |
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Posted on 09-16-12, 03:54 am
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I am random… very random.
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Posted on 09-17-12, 03:19 pm
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Paragoomba Karma: 39 Posts: 54/72 Since: 08-11-12 |
-Chuck Norris shaves with a chainsaw.
-Chuck Norris does not take spicy in the food, take the food in the spicy. -Chuck Norris can us to be spying the NSMBhd forum. -Chuck Norris has fines for going slow on the highway. -Chuck Norris is the counselor of Jesus. |
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Posted on 09-19-12, 01:53 am
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 205/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
Chuck Norris doesn't need an advanced released electronic at this point of time because he already has All of the ultra advanced technology in where he lives...San Francisco,California United States (January 12th of the year 4022) 
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Posted on 09-21-12, 09:27 pm
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 Red Goomba Karma: -1 Posts: 14/49 Since: 09-04-12 |
The game impossible to lose xD
(CHUCK NORRIS) http://www.koreus.com/jeu/chuck-norris-game.html =3 _________________________ Visit My Youtube Channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/henchhank |
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Posted on 09-22-12, 02:46 am (rev. 2 by ImageBot on 11-21-16, 02:31 am)
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I am random… very random.
Karma: 750 Posts: 211/682 Since: 01-17-12 |
•If you challenge Chuck Norris & if you lose you just got "Chucked"by Norris. •The Japanesse surrendered because the United States had Chuck Norris. •Chuck Norris has the power to rule the entire world...but he gave a chance to the ones that rule over their land. •If you were to fight a 296 pound sumo wrestler,ask Chuck Norris to fight him instead...because he can do it with his bare hands...and a gun! •Chuck Norris does not need advice from "Simi-Profeccional Piano players" to help him play Necrofantasia™.He can do this while doing the following... - Brushing his teeth... - Going to Wal-Mart to buy some Spam™ - Getting a new iPad 2 - Using his Nintendo 3DS XL with NSMB2 - Hacking Minecraft...with his bare hands.
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