Original Text:
"A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"In the Studio, young man. Today, April 5, children under 13 years old, but 13 years of my life?"

Original text:
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"They have convinced the wood wood, Charlie convinced?"

Original text:
"This basically breaks the bad scale."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"2 the game"

Original: "I´m Arceus and I´m the best. I can proove that."

Translated: "The red button was built and the name will be shown."

From English: I will hug Arceus.
To Bulgarian: Аз ще те прегърна Arceus.
Back to English: I'll hug Arceus.
To Catalan: Jo et abraçada Arceus.
Back to English: I will hug remake titles Pokémon Firered.
To Chinese Simplified: 我将抱重拍标题 Pokémon Firered。
Back to English: I will hold the title Pok é Mon Firered.
To Chinese Traditional: 我將舉行博愛 é 星期一 Firered 標題。
Back to English: I'm holding é Mon Firered title.
To Czech: Já držím é Mon Firered titul.
Back to English: I'm é Mon Firered title.
To Danish: Jeg er é Mon Firered titel.
Back to English: I'm é Mon Firered title.
To Dutch: Ik ben é Mon Firered titel.
Back to English: I'm é Mon Firered title.

From English: I wonder How this sentence will turn out.
To Vietnamese: Tôi tự hỏi làm thế nào câu này sẽ bật.
Back to English: I wonder how this will turn on.
To Slovenian: Zanima me, kako to vklopi.
Back to English: I was wondering how to turn on.
To Romanian: Mă întrebam cum să porniţi.
Back to English: I was wondering how to turn it on.
To Latvian: Bija jautājums, kā to ieslēgt.
Back to English: Was wondering how to turn it on.
To Czech: Byl zvědav, jak to zapnout.
Back to English: Was wondering how to turn it on.
To Danish: Tænkte på, hvordan man kan tænde den.
Back to English: Was wondering how to turn it on.
To Dutch: Was benieuwd hoe in te schakelen.
Back to English: Was wondering how to turn it on.
To Estonian: Mõtlesin, et kuidas seda sisse lülitada.
Back to English: Was wondering how to turn it on.
To Korean: 그것을 설정 하는 방법 궁금 해 서 요.
Back to English: How do I set it up I was wondering.
To French: Comment puis-je configurer il jusqu'à je me demandais.
Back to English: How can I set it up I was wondering.
To Indonesian: Bagaimana cara mengatur itu sampai aku bertanya-tanya.
Back to English: How do I set it up I wonder.
To Haitian Creole: Ki jan fè mwen mete l' kanpe mwen sezi anpil.
Back to English: Did I not put him I wonder.
To Portuguese: Eu não pus-lhe que pergunto.
Back to English: I didn't put him wonder.
To Greek: Δεν έθεσε αυτόν αναρωτιέμαι.
Back to English: I didn't put this wonder.
To Hungarian: Én nem tesz ez a csoda.
Back to English: I did not make this wonder.
To German: Ich habe nicht dieses Wunder machen.
Back to English: I do not this miracle.
To Ukranian: Я не це диво.
Back to English: I'm not a miracle.
To Japanese: 奇跡ではないです。
Back to English: It is not miraculous.
To Turkish: Bu mucizevi bir şey değil.
Back to English: This is not a miraculous thing.
To Chinese Traditional: 這不是件不可思議的事。
Back to English: It's a miraculous thing.
To Lithuanian: Tai stebuklingas dalykas.
Back to English: This is a miraculous thing.
To Swedish: Detta är en mirakulös sak.
Back to English: This is a miraculous thing.
To Polish: To jest coś cudownego.
Back to English: This is something wonderful.
To Catalan: Això és una cosa meravellosa.
Back to English: This is a wonderful thing.
To Chinese Simplified: 这是最美好的事。
Back to English: It is the most wonderful thing.
To Russian: Это самые замечательные вещи.
Back to English: This is the most wonderful thing.
To Hebrew: . זה הדבר הכי נפלא...
Back to English: . This is the most wonderful ...
To Spanish: . Este es el más maravilloso...
Back to English: . This is the most wonderful...
To Finnish: . Tämä on erittäin hieno...
Back to English: . This is a very fine ...
To Slovak: . Je to veľmi jemné...
Back to English: . It's very delicate ...
To Norwegian: . Det er veldig delikat...
Back to English: . It's very delicate ...
To Thai: . ความชัด...
Back to English: Fidelity. ..
To Bulgarian: Вярност. ..
Back to English: Fidelity. ..
To Arabic:
Back to English:

From English: Successful troll is succesful.
To Bulgarian: Успешно трол е успешен.
Back to English: Successful troll is successful.
To Catalan: Èxit troll té èxit.
Back to English: Successful troll is successful.
To Chinese Simplified: 成功巨魔是成功的。
Back to English: Successful troll is successful.
To Chinese Traditional: 成功巨魔是成功的。
Back to English: Successful troll is successful.
To Czech: Úspěšné troll, je úspěšný.
Back to English: Successful troll is successful.
To Danish: Vellykket trold er vellykket.
Back to English: Successful troll is successful.
To Dutch: Succesvolle trol is succesvol.
Back to English: Successful troll is successful.

Original text:

"Hi, I'm TileoidR! Ur, I like hacking games. Bleh, I think you already knew that...I also play Minecraft."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Welcome to the game, I think I know what the game TileoidR."

From English: Hi, I'm TileoidR! Ur, I like hacking games. Bleh, I think you already knew that...I also play Minecraft.
To Bulgarian: Здравейте аз съм TileoidR! си, аз като сух игри. Bleh, мисля, че вече знаех, че...Аз също играе Minecraft.
Back to English: Hi I'm TileoidR! , I like hacking games. Bleh, I think you already knew that.I also play Minecraft.
To Catalan: Hola sóc TileoidR! M'agrada jocs de pirateria. Bleh, crec que ja ho sabíem.Jo també toco Minecraft.
Back to English: Hi I am TileoidR! I like games of piracy. Bleh, I think you already knew that.I also play Minecraft.
To Chinese Simplified: 你好我是 TileoidR!我喜欢玩游戏的盗版。Bleh，我认为你已经知道了。我也玩 Minecraft。
Back to English: Hi, this is TileoidR! I like to play pirated games. Bleh, I think you already know. I was playing Minecraft.
To Chinese Traditional: 嗨，這是 TileoidR!我喜歡玩盜版的遊戲。Bleh，我想你已經知道。我在玩遊戲。
Back to English: Hi, this is TileoidR! I like to play pirated games. Bleh, I think you already know. I'm playing a game.
To Czech: Ahoj tady je TileoidR! Mám rád hrát pirátské hry. Bleh, myslím, že už víte. Já hraju hru.
Back to English: Hi, this is TileoidR! I like to play pirated games. Bleh, I think you already know. I play the game.
To Danish: Hej, er dette TileoidR! Jeg kan lide at spille piratkopierede spil. Bleh, jeg tror, du allerede kender. Jeg spiller spillet.
Back to English: Hi, this is TileoidR! I like to play pirated games. Bleh, I think you already know. I play the game.
To Dutch: Hoi, is dit TileoidR! Ik graag illegale spelen. Bleh, ik denk dat je al weet. Ik speel het spel.
Back to English: Hi, this is TileoidR! I like to play illegal. Bleh, I think you already know. I play the game.
To Estonian: Tere, see on TileoidR! Mulle meeldib mängida ebaseaduslik. Bleh, ma arvan, et sa juba tead. Ma mängin mängu.
Back to English: Hi, this is TileoidR! I like to play illegal. Bleh, I think you already know. I play the game.
To Finnish: Hei tämä on TileoidR! Haluan pelata laitonta. Bleh, uskon, tiedät jo. Pelaan peliä.
Back to English: Hi This is TileoidR! I want to play illegal. Bleh, I think, you already know. I play the game.
To French: Salut c'est TileoidR ! Je veux jouer illégale. Bleh, je pense, vous savez déjà. Je joue le jeu.
Back to English: Hi This is TileoidR! I want to play illegal. Bleh, I think you already know. I play the game.
To German: Hallo hier ist TileoidR! Ich will illegalen spielen. Bleh, ich glaube, Sie wissen schon. Ich spiele das Spiel.
Back to English: Hi TileoidR here! I want to play illegal. Bleh, I think you already know. I play the game.
To Greek: Γεια σου TileoidR εδώ! Θέλω να παίξω παράνομη. Bleh, νομίζω ότι γνωρίζετε ήδη. Παίζω το παιχνίδι.
Back to English: Hi TileoidR here! I want to play illegal. Bleh, I think you already know. I play the game.
To Haitian Creole: Alo TileoidR isit la! Mwen vle pou yo jwe ilegal. Bleh, mwen panse ke nou deja konnen. M jwe jwèt lan.
Back to English: Hello TileoidR here; I want to to play illegal. Bleh, I think we already know. I play the game.
To Hebrew: שלום TileoidR כאן; אני רוצה לשחק לא חוקי. הוא מקיא, אני חושב שאנחנו כבר יודעים. אני משחק במשחק.
Back to English: Hi TileoidR here; I want to play. He, I think we already know. I play the game.
To Hungarian: Szia TileoidR itt; Azt akarom, hogy játszani. Ő, azt hiszem, már tudjuk. A játék.
Back to English: Hi TileoidR here; I want to play. She, I think, we already know. To play the game.
To Indonesian: Hi TileoidR di sini; Saya ingin bermain. Dia, saya pikir, kita sudah tahu. Untuk memainkan permainan.
Back to English: Hi TileoidR here; I want to play. She, I think, we already know. To play the game.
To Italian: Ciao TileoidR qui; Voglio giocare. Lei, penso, che già sappiamo. Per giocare il gioco.
Back to English: Hi TileoidR here; I want to play. She, I think, that we already know. To play the game.
To Japanese: こんにちは TileoidR。再生します。彼女と思う、我々 はすでに知っています。ゲームをプレイします。
Back to English: Hi, TileoidR. The play. We think she already knows. Play the game.
To Korean: 안녕하세요, TileoidR. 플레이입니다. 우리는 그녀가 이미 알고 있는 것 같아요. 게임을 재생 합니다.
Back to English: Hi, TileoidR. Play. We think she already knows. Games to play.
To Latvian: Sveiks, TileoidR. Spēlēt. Mēs domājam, ka viņa jau zina. Spēles spēlēt.
Back to English: Hello, TileoidR. Play. we think that she already knows. Games to play.
To Lithuanian: Sveiki, TileoidR. Žaisti. mes manome, kad ji jau žino. Žaidimai žaisti.
Back to English: Welcome To TileoidR. Play. We believe that she already knows. Games to play.
To Norwegian: Velkommen til TileoidR. Spille. Vi tror at hun allerede vet. Spill.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. Play. We believe that she already knows. Games.
To Polish: Witamy w TileoidR. Gry. Wierzymy, że już wie. Gry.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. The Game. We believe that already knows. The Game.
To Portuguese: Bem-vindo ao TileoidR. O jogo. Acreditamos que já sabe. O jogo.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. The game. We believe you already know. The game.
To Romanian: Bine ati venit la TileoidR. Jocul. Credem că ştiţi deja. Jocul.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. The Game. Think you already know. The Game.
To Russian: Добро пожаловать на TileoidR. Игра. Думаю, вы уже знаете. Игра.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. Game. Think you already know. Game.
To Slovak: Vitajte na TileoidR. Hra. Myslete už viete. Hra.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. Game. Think you already know. Game.
To Slovenian: Dobrodošli v TileoidR. Igra. Mislim, da že veste. Igra.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. Game. I think you already know. Game.
To Spanish: ¡ Bienvenido a TileoidR. Juego. Creo que ya lo sabes. Juego.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. Game. I think that you know. Game.
To Swedish: Välkommen till TileoidR. Spel. Jag tror att du vet. Spel.
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR. Games. I think you know. Games.
To Thai: ยินดีต้อนรับสู่ TileoidR เกมส์ ผมคิดว่า คุณรู้ เกมส์
Back to English: Welcome to TileoidR games I think you know games.
To Turkish: TileoidR oyun hoş geldiniz sanırım oyun biliyorum.
Back to English: TileoidR welcome to the game I think I know the game.
To Ukranian: Ласкаво просимо в гру, я думаю, я знаю, що гра TileoidR.
Back to English: Welcome to the game, I think I know what the game TileoidR.
To Vietnamese: Chào mừng đến với các trò chơi, tôi nghĩ rằng tôi biết những gì trò chơi TileoidR.
Back to English: Welcome to the game, I think I know what the game TileoidR.

Original text:

"Do you open Task Manager when a program is not responding?! OR do you use a Mac or Linux?!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The application of RA Shi gu is an important task in the answers and n. n., of course, is a bit difficult, Linux."

From English: Do you open Task Manager when a program is not responding?! OR do you use a Mac or Linux?!
To Bulgarian: Да отворите диспечера на задачите, когато дадена програма не отговаря?! ИЛИ да използвате Mac или Linux?!
Back to English: To open the Task Manager, when a program is not responding. Or you can use a Mac or Linux?
To Catalan: Per obrir el gestor de tasques, quan un programa no respon. O pot utilitzar un Mac o Linux?
Back to English: To open the Task Manager, when a program is not responding. Or you can use a Mac or Linux?
To Chinese Simplified: 若要打开任务管理器中，当程序没有响应。或者你可以使用 Mac 或 Linux 吗？
Back to English: To open the Task Manager, when a program is not responding. Or you can use a Mac or Linux?
To Chinese Traditional: 若要打開工作管理員中，當程式沒有回應。或者你可以使用 Mac 或 Linux 嗎？
Back to English: To open the Task Manager, when a program is not responding. Or you can use a Mac or Linux?
To Czech: Chcete-li otevřít Správce úloh, když program neodpovídá. Nebo můžete použít Mac nebo Linux?
Back to English: To open the Task Manager, if the program is not responding. Or you can use a Mac or Linux?
To Danish: For at åbne Jobliste, hvis programmet ikke reagerer. Eller du kan bruge en Mac eller Linux?
Back to English: To open the Task Manager, if the program is not responding. Or you can use a Mac or Linux?
To Dutch: Om te openen de Manager van de taak, als het programma niet reageert. Of u kunt een Mac of Linux?
Back to English: To open the Task Manager, if the program is not responding. Or you can use a Mac or Linux?
To Estonian: Avatud Task Manager, kui programm ei reageeri. Või kasutate Mac või Linux?
Back to English: Open the Task Manager, if the program is not responding. Or you are using a Mac or Linux?
To Finnish: Avaa Tehtävienhallinta, jos ohjelma ei vastaa. Tai käytät Mac tai Linux?
Back to English: Open the Task Manager, if the program is not responding. Or are you using a Mac or Linux?
To French: Ouvrez le gestionnaire des tâches, si le programme ne répond pas. Ou vous utilisez un Mac ou Linux ?
Back to English: Open the Task Manager, if the program is not responding. Or you are using a Mac or Linux?
To German: Öffnen Sie den Task-Manager, wenn das Programm nicht mehr reagiert. Oder Sie sind mit einem Mac oder Linux?
Back to English: Open the Task Manager, if the program is not responding. Or are you using a Mac or Linux?
To Greek: Ανοίξτε το Task Manager, εάν το πρόγραμμα δεν αποκρίνεται. Ή είναι you χρησιμοποιώνταs έναs Mac ή Linux;
Back to English: Open the Task Manager, if the program is not responding. Or are you using a Mac or Linux?
To Haitian Creole: Louvri Tâche se direktè a, si pwogram lan pa reponn. Ou ap ou itilize yon Mac ou Linux?
Back to English: Open Tâche is the principal, if the program no answer. You are using a fact I did some legwork you Linux?
To Hebrew: פתח Tâche היא המנהלת, אם התוכנית לא הייתה תשובה. אתה משתמש למעשה עשיתי את הטרחה את לינוקס?
Back to English: Key is the principal if Tâche program there was no answer. You have actually done some legwork to Linux?
To Hungarian: A kulcsa a megbízó, ha Tâche program ott volt a válasz. Néhány rohangálás valójában volna a Linux?
Back to English: The key of the principal, if there was a program response Tâche. Some of the legwork actually have on Linux?
To Indonesian: Kunci dari kepala sekolah, jika ada respons program Tâche. Beberapa dari kerja keras benar-benar memiliki di Linux?
Back to English: The key of the principal, if any response program Tâche. Some of the hard work of actually have on Linux?
To Italian: La chiave dell'entità, se qualsiasi risposta programma Tâche. Alcuni del duro lavoro di avere effettivamente su Linux?
Back to English: The key of the entity, if any response program Tâche. Some of the hard work of actually have on Linux?
To Japanese: 任意の応答プログラム · タシェグラン場合は、エンティティのキー。いくつかのハードワークの実際に linux があるか。
Back to English: Any response program · タシェグラン is key for the entity. Actually do some hard work in linux?
To Korean: 어떤 응답 프로그램 · タシェグラン는 엔터티에 대 한 키입니다. 실제로 리눅스에서 좀 열심히?
Back to English: Any response program · Ta shi gu ra e nn is the key for the entity. Actually Linux is a little hard?
To Latvian: Visas atbildes programma · Ta shi gu ra e nn ir galvenais uzņēmums. Linux tiešām ir mazliet grūti?
Back to English: All the answers program · Ta Shi gu ra e nn is a major undertaking. Linux is really a bit difficult?
To Lithuanian: Visus atsakymus programos · Ta Shi gu ra e nn yra svarbia užduotimi. Linux yra tikrai šiek tiek sunkiau?
Back to English: All the answers app · The Shi gu ra e nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder?
To Norwegian: Alle svar app · Shi gu ra e nn er en viktig oppgave. Linux er definitivt litt vanskeligere?
Back to English: All the answers app · Shi gu ra e nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder?
To Polish: Wszystkie odpowiedzi aplikacji · Shi gu ra e nn jest ważnym zadaniem. Linux jest zdecydowanie trochę trudniej?
Back to English: All the answers app · Shi gu ra e nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder?
To Portuguese: Todas as respostas app · Shi gu ra e nn é uma tarefa importante. Linux é definitivamente um pouco mais difícil?
Back to English: All the answers app · Shi gu ra and nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder?
To Romanian: Toate răspunsurile app · Ra de gu shi şi nn este o sarcină importantă. Linux este cu siguranta un pic mai greu?
Back to English: All the answers app · Ra de gu shi, and nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder?
To Russian: Все ответы приложение · РА де ГУ Ши и nn является важной задачей. Linux является определенно немного сложнее?
Back to English: All the answers app · RA de GU Shi, and nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder?
To Slovak: Všetky odpovede app · RA de GU Shi a nn je dôležitou úlohou. Linux je určite trochu ťažšie?
Back to English: All the answers app · RA de GU Shi, and nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder?
To Slovenian: Vse odgovore app · RA de GU Shi in nn je pomembna naloga. Linux je definitivno malo težje?
Back to English: All the answers app · RA de GU Shi, and nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder?
To Spanish: Todas las respuestas de la aplicación · De RA GU Shi y nn es una tarea importante. Linux es sin duda un poco más difícil.
Back to English: The answers app · RA Gu Shi and nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder.
To Swedish: Svar app · RA Gu Shi och nn är en viktig uppgift. Linux är definitivt lite svårare.
Back to English: Answers app · RA Gu Shi and nn is an important task. Linux is definitely a little harder.
To Thai: ลอกคำตอบของโปรแกรมประยุกต์ RA Shi กูและ nn เป็นงานสำคัญ Linux จะยากเล็กน้อยแน่นอน
Back to English: The application answers RA Shi gu and nn is an important task, of course, is a little difficult, Linux.
To Turkish: Uygulama RA Shi gu cevaplar ve nn olduğunu önemli bir görev, tabii ki, biraz zor, Linux.
Back to English: Application of RA Shi gu is an important task in the answers and nn, of course, is a little bit difficult, Linux.
To Ukranian: Застосування ра Ши gu є важливим завданням у відповідях та н. н., звичайно, це трохи складно, Linux.
Back to English: Application of RA Shi gu is an important task in the answers and n. n., of course, is a bit difficult, Linux.
To Vietnamese: Các ứng dụng của RA Shi gu là một nhiệm vụ quan trọng trong các câu trả lời và n. n., tất nhiên, là một chút khó khăn, Linux.
Back to English: The application of RA Shi gu is an important task in the answers and n. n., of course, is a bit difficult, Linux.

Original text:

"Story started. Mario was walking around, Peach got kidnapped, Mario got from World 1 to World 8, Mario saved the princess from the Bowser villian and the world was saved, and they all lived happily ever after... ALMOST. The End."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"We are working to fix the problem, if you have any questions at the beginning of the story of happiness, Rio Maliaomalia Bowser (1), 8 p."

From English: Story started. Mario was walking around, Peach got kidnapped, Mario got from World 1 to World 8, Mario saved the princess from the Bowser villian and the world was saved, and they all lived happily ever after... ALMOST. The End.
To Bulgarian: Историята започва. Марио е ходене наоколо, праскова имам отвлечен, Марио имам от света 1 света 8, Марио спаси принцесата от Bowser престъпник и светът е бил записан, и всички те заживели щастливо след... ПОЧТИ. Край.
Back to English: The story begins. Mario is walking around, peach have kidnapped, Mario got from world 1 World 8, Mario rescue the Princess from Bowser criminal and the world was saved, and they all lived happily ever after ... ALMOST. Ending.
To Catalan: La història comença. Mario està caminant, ha segrestat a préssec, Mario aconseguia del món 1 món 8, Mario rescatar la princesa de penal Bowser i es va salvar el món, i tots van viure happily ever after... GAIREBÉ. Final.
Back to English: The story begins. Mario is walking, has kidnapped peach, Mario got the world 1 World 8, Mario rescue the Princess from Bowser criminal and save the world, and they all lived happily ever after ... ALMOST. The End.
To Chinese Simplified: 故事开始。马里奥走路、 绑架了桃、 马里奥世界 8，马里奥有 1 的世界拯救公主从鲍泽刑事和拯救世界，和他们都幸福生活......差不多。结束。
Back to English: Story to begin with. Kidnapped peach, Mario Mario walk, 8, Mario world to rescue the Princess from Bowser 1 criminal and save the world, and they are happy ... ... More like it. Ends.
To Chinese Traditional: 開始的故事。綁架桃、 馬里奧馬裡奧步行，8，馬里奧世界拯救公主從鮑澤 1 刑事和拯救世界，和他們很幸福............更多喜歡它。結束。
Back to English: Start story. Walk from kidnapping peach, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescue the Princess from Bowser 1 criminal and save the world, and they are happy ... ... ... ... More like it. Ends.
To Czech: Začátek příběhu. Chůze od únosu broskev, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario zachránit princeznu z Bowser 1 trestního a zachránit svět, a oni jsou šťastní............ Spíš to. Končí.
Back to English: The beginning of the story. Walk from kidnapping peach, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescue the Princess from Bowser 1 criminal and save the world, and they are happy ... ... ... ... More like it. Ends.
To Danish: I begyndelsen af historien. Gang fra kidnapningen fersken, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario redde prinsessen fra Bowser 1 kriminelle og redde verden, og de er glade............ Mere som det. Slutter.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Time from kidnapping peach, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescue the Princess from Bowser 1 criminals and save the world, and they are happy ... ... ... ... More like it. Ends.
To Dutch: Aan het begin van het verhaal. Tijd van ontvoering van perzik, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario de prinses van Bowser 1 criminelen te redden en de wereld redden, en ze zijn blij............ Meer bevalt. Eindigt.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Time of kidnapping of peach, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescue the Princess from Bowser 1 criminals and save the world, and they are happy............ More to try. Ends.
To Estonian: Loo alguses. Virsik, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario päästa printsess Bowser 1 kurjategijad ja päästa maailm aeg röövimise ja nad on õnnelikud... Veel proovida. Otsad.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Peach, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescue the Princess, Bowser 1 the criminals and save the world from the time of the robbery and they are happy. Yet to try. The Ends.
To Finnish: Alussa tarina. Peach, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario pelastaa prinsessa, Bowser 1 rikolliset ja pelastaa maailman aikaan ryöstö ja he ovat onnellisia. Vielä yrittää. Päättyy.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Peach, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescue the Princess, Bowser 1 criminals and save the world from the time the robbery and they are happy. Yet to try. Ends.
To French: Au début de l'histoire. Pêche, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario sauve la princesse, Bowser 1 criminels et sauver le monde de l'heure du vol et ils sont heureux. Reste à essayer. Se termine.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Fishing, maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescues the Princess, Bowser 1 criminal and save the world from the time of the flight, and they are happy. Still trying. Ends.
To German: Am Anfang der Geschichte. Angeln, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rettet die Prinzessin, Bowser 1 Straf- und rette die Welt vor der Zeit des Fluges, und sie sind glücklich. Immer noch versuchen. Endet.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescues the Princess, Bowser 1 criminal and save the world from the time of the flight, and are happy. Still trying. Ends.
To Greek: Στην αρχή της ιστορίας. Ψάρεμα, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario διασώζει την πριγκίπισσα, Bowser 1 ποινικό και σώσει τον κόσμο από τη στιγμή της πτήσης, και είναι ευχαριστημένοι. Εξακολουθεί να προσπαθεί. Τελειώνει.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario rescues the Princess, Bowser 1 criminal and save the world from the time of flight, and be happy. Still trying. Ends.
To Haitian Creole: Nan koumansman istwa a. Lapèch, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario secours Pwensès a, Bowser 1 kriminèl Et sove mond lan depi sou rèy vol, Et fè kè ou kontan. Toujou ap eseye. Se.
Back to English: In early the story. Fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario help Princess, Bowser 1 criminals And save the world from the time of vol, And let your heart be glad; Are still trying to piece. Is.
To Hebrew: ב מוקדם הסיפור. דיג, Maliaomaliao, 8, מריו לעזור נסיכה, פושעים Bowser 1 להציל את העולם מן הזמן של vol ואת תני לליבך להיות שמח; עדיין מנסה להבין. הוא.
Back to English: Early in the story. Fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario to help Princess, Bowser 1 criminals to save the world from the time of give your heart vol and be glad; Still trying to figure out. Is.
To Hungarian: Elején a történet. Horgászat, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario, hogy segít a hercegnő, Bowser 1 bűnözők, mentsd meg a világot a ideje, hogy a szív vol, és örülj; Még mindig próbálják kitalálni. Van.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario, to help the Princess, Bowser (1) criminals, save the world from the time that the heart vol, and be glad; Still trying to figure out. There Is.
To Indonesian: Pada awal cerita. Memancing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario, untuk membantu putri, penjahat Bowser (1), menyelamatkan dunia dari waktu yang vol hati, dan Bersukacitalah; Masih berusaha untuk mencari tahu. Ada.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario, to help the Princess, villain Bowser (1), saving the world from the time a vol. and Rejoice; Still trying to figure it out. There Are.
To Italian: All'inizio della storia. Pesca, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario, per aiutare la principessa, il cattivo Bowser (1), salvando il mondo da tempo un vol e rallegrati; Ancora cercando di capirlo. Ci sono.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario, to help the Princess, the wicked Bowser (1), saving the world from the time a vol. and rejoice; Still trying to figure it out. There are.
To Japanese: 物語の初めに。釣り, Maliaomaliao, 8, マリオ, 王女邪悪なクッパ (1) を助ける巻、時間から世界を救うと喜ぶ;まだそれを把握しようとしています。あります。
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy and save the world from fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, Mario, Bowser (1) Princess of evil to help volume, time; are you still trying to figure it out. There.
To Korean: 이야기의 시작. 행복 한 낚시, Maliaomaliao, 8에서 세계를 저장 마리오, 악마의 Bowser (1) 공주 도움말 볼륨, 시간; 당신은 아직도 그것을 알아내기 위해 애쓰고. 거기.
Back to English: The beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomaliao, 8, saves the world from Mario, the evil Bowser (1) Princess help volume, time; If you're still trying to figure it out. There.
To Latvian: Sākumā stāsts. Happy zveja, Maliaomaliao 8, saglabā pasauli no Mario, ļauno Bowser (1) Princess palīdzēt apjoms, laiks; Ja jūs joprojām mēģina skaitlis it out. Tur.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, saves the world from evil Mario, Bowser (1) Princess help magnitude; If you're still trying to figure it out. There.
To Lithuanian: Pradžioje istorija. Laimingas žvejyba, Maliaomalia 8, išgelbsti pasaulį nuo blogio Mario, naršyklė (1) princesė padėti vertinimą; Jei jūs vis dar bando suprasti ją. Ten.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, through the world from the evil Mario, Bowser (1) Princess help; If you're still trying to figure it out. There.
To Norwegian: I begynnelsen av historien. Happy fiske, Maliaomalia 8, gjennom verden fra onde Mario, Bowser (1) Princess hjelp; Hvis du fortsatt prøver å finne ut. Det.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, through the world from the evil Mario, Bowser (1) Princess help; If you're still trying to figure out. It.
To Polish: Na początku tej historii. Happy, wędkowanie, Maliaomalia 8, przez świat od zła Mario, księżniczka Bowser (1) pomoc; Jeśli ty wciąż próbuje dowiedzieć się. To.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy, fishing, Maliaomalia 8, by the world from the evil Mario, Princess Bowser (1); If you are still trying to figure out. It.
To Portuguese: No início da história. Feliz, pesca, Maliaomalia 8, pelo mundo do mal Mario, Bowser princesa (1); Se você ainda está tentando descobrir. Isso.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, the world of evil Mario, Bowser Princess (1); If you're still trying to figure out. It.
To Romanian: La începutul poveştii. Fericit de pescuit, Maliaomalia 8, lumea de rău Mario, Bowser printesa (1); În cazul în care vă sunt încă încearcă să dau seama. Acesta.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, bad world Mario Bowser peach (1); If you are still trying to figure it out. It.
To Russian: В начале истории. Днем рыбалка, Maliaomalia 8, плохой мир Марио баузер персик (1); Если вы все еще пытаетесь вычислять его вне. Он.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, bad world Mario Bowser peach (1); If you're still trying to figure it out. It.
To Slovak: Na začiatku príbehu. Happy Rybárstvo, Maliaomalia 8, zlý svet Mario Bowser broskýň (1); Ak ste stále snažia prísť na to. To.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, bad world of Mario Bowser peach (1); If you're still trying to figure this out. It.
To Slovenian: Na začetku zgodbe. Happy ribolov, Maliaomalia 8, bad svetu Mario Bowser breskev (1); Če ste še vedno težaven v številke to jasno. To.
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, bad world of Mario Bowser peach (1); If you're still trying to figure it out. It.
To Spanish: Al principio de la historia. Pesca feliz, Maliaomalia 8, mundo malo de durazno Mario Bowser (1); Si todavía estás tratando de resolverlo. .
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, bad Mario Bowser peach world (1); If you are trying to solve it. .
To Swedish: I början av berättelsen. Glada fiske, Maliaomalia 8, bad Mario Bowser persika världen (1). Om du försöker lösa den. .
Back to English: At the beginning of the story. Happy fishing, Maliaomalia 8, asked Mario Bowser peach world (1). If you are trying to solve it. .
To Thai: ที่จุดเริ่มต้นของเรื่องราว ความสุขตก Maliaomalia 8 ถามพีชมาริโอ Bowser โลก (1) ถ้าคุณพยายามที่จะแก้ปัญหา .
Back to English: At the beginning of the story of happiness fell 8 p to Rio chama questions Maliaomalia Bowser nozzles (1) If you are trying to solve the problem.
To Turkish: Sorunu çözmek için çalışıyoruz Eğer mutluluk hikaye, başında Rio bulunmuştun sorularınız Maliaomalia Bowser püskürtme (1) 8 p düştü.
Back to English: We are working to resolve the problem If you have any questions at the beginning of the story of happiness, Rio Maliaomalia Bowser (1), 8 p.
To Ukranian: Ми працюємо, щоб усунути проблему, якщо у вас є які-небудь питання на початку розповіді щастя, Ріо Maliaomalia баузер (1), 8 п.
Back to English: We are working to fix the problem, if you have any questions at the beginning of the story of happiness, Rio Maliaomalia Bowser (1), 8 p.
To Vietnamese: Chúng tôi đang làm việc để sửa chữa vấn đề, nếu bạn có bất kỳ câu hỏi tại đầu của câu chuyện của hạnh phúc, Rio Maliaomalia Bowser (1), 8 p.
Back to English: We are working to fix the problem, if you have any questions at the beginning of the story of happiness, Rio Maliaomalia Bowser (1), 8 p.

Original text:

"Typos are uncool but most people use typos. Why'd I say 'use'?! It'd rather be "accidental"! OMG, I made a typo! Hey, man, everyone does. Eevn I maek typos! <-- that was not accidental. Anyway, don't you wonder what it's gonna be translated to?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Stressful for spelling errors, but most people use the spelling error. Why do you use? But it will happen! OMG, I made a typo! Hey, buddy, nr. I maek Eevn typos! It is no coincidence <. In any case, I do not know what is going to happen à translation?"

From English: Typos are uncool but most people use typos. Why'd I say 'use'?! It'd rather be "accidental"! OMG, I made a typo! Hey, man, everyone does. Eevn I maek typos! <-- that was not accidental. Anyway, don't you wonder what it's gonna be translated to?
To Bulgarian: Правописни грешки са напрегнат, но повечето хора използват правописни грешки. Защо казвам използване?! Тя по-скоро ще бъде случайно! OMG, направих правописна грешка! Ей човече, всеки прави. Eevn аз maek правописни грешки! <--Това не е случайно. Във всеки случай не се чудя, какво се случва да бъдат преведени на?
Back to English: Spelling errors are tense, but most people use the spelling errors. Why do I use? Rather it will be by accident! OMG, I made a typo! Hey man, everyone does. Eevn I maek typos! This < is not accidental. In any case, I wonder what happens to be translated into?
To Catalan: Errors d'ortografia són tenses, però més persones utilitzen els errors d'ortografia. Per què s'utilitza? Més aviat serà per accident! OMG, he fet un error tipogràfic! Hey home, tothom fa. Eevn m maek errates! Això < no és accidental. En qualsevol cas, em pregunto què li passa a ser à traduït?
Back to English: Spelling Errors are strained, but most people use the spelling errors. Why do you use? Rather it will be by accident! OMG, I made a typo! Hey man, everyone does. Eevn I maek typos! This is not accidental <. In any case, I wonder what happens to be à translated?
To Chinese Simplified: 被劳损的拼写错误，但大多数人使用的拼写错误。你为什么使用？而是它将由事故 ！OMG，我做了一个错字!嗨伙计，每个人都没有。Eevn 我 maek 打字错误 ！这并不是偶然 <。在任何情况下，我不知道会发生什么是 à 翻译吗？
Back to English: Strained spelling errors, but most people use the spelling error. Why do you use? But it will be by accident! OMG, I made a typo! Hey Buddy, nobody. I maek Eevn a typing error! It is not a coincidence <. In any case, I don't know what's going to happen is à translation?
To Chinese Traditional: 勞損拼寫錯誤，但大多數人使用的拼寫錯誤。你為什麼使用？但它將由事故 ！OMG，我做了一個錯字!嗨夥計，沒人。我 maek Eevn 鍵入錯誤 ！這不是一個巧合 <。在任何情況下，我不知道發生了什麼事要發生是 à 翻譯嗎？
Back to English: Straining for spelling errors, but most people use the spelling error. Why do you use? But it will be by accident! OMG, I made a typo! Hey Buddy, nobody. I maek Eevn typos! It's not a coincidence <. In any case, I don't know what's going to happen is à translation?
To Czech: Namáhání za pravopisné chyby, ale většina lidí používá pravopisná chyba. Proč používáte? Ale bude to náhodou! OMG, jsem udělal překlep! Hej kámo, nikdo. Já maek Eevn překlepy! To není náhoda <. V každém případě, já nevím, co se bude dít je à Překlad?
Back to English: Straining for spelling errors, but most people use the spelling error. Why are you using? But it will happen! OMG, I made a typo! Hey, buddy, nobody. I maek Eevn typos! It is no coincidence <. In any case, I don't know what is going to happen is à translation?
To Danish: Belastende for stavefejl, men de fleste mennesker bruger den stavemåde fejl. Hvorfor bruger du? Men det vil ske! OMG, jeg lavede en slåfejl! Hey, kammerat, ingen. Jeg maek Eevn stavefejl! Det er ikke tilfældigt <. Under alle omstændigheder, jeg ved ikke, hvad er kommer til at ske er à Oversættelse?
Back to English: Burdensome for spelling errors, but most people use the spelling error. Why do you use? But it will happen! OMG, I made a typo! Hey, buddy, no. I maek Eevn typos! It is no coincidence <. In any case, I do not know what is going to happen is à Translation?
To Dutch: Belastend voor spelfouten, maar de meeste mensen gebruiken de spelfout. Waarom gebruik je? Maar het zal gebeuren! OMG, ik maakte een typfout! He, buddy, nr. ik maek Eevn typefouten! Het is geen toeval <. In ieder geval, ik weet niet wat is gaat gebeuren à vertaling?
Back to English: Stressful for spelling errors, but most people use the spelling error. Why do you use? But it will happen! OMG, I made a typo! Hey, buddy, nr. I maek Eevn typos! It is no coincidence <. In any case, I do not know what is going to happen à translation?

From English: Woohoo!It's a-me Mario! Oh,there is a goomba! Let's stomp it!
To Arabic: Woohoo!فمن-لي ماريو! أوه، هناك goomba! دعونا دس عليه!
Back to English: Woohoo!, from-me Mario! Oh, there is a goomba! Let's stomp it!
To Ukranian: Woohoo!, від-мені Маріо! Ах, це на goomba! Давайте stomp!
Back to English: Woohoo!, from-me Mario! Oh, it's on a goomba! Let's stomp!
To Chinese Simplified: 哇噢!，从-我马里奥 ！哦，它是在牢房上!让我们踩 ！
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-me! Oh, it is on the cell! let us stomp!
To Turkish: Vay canına!, Mario-beni! Cepten demek! bize çiğneyin!
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-me! The cell phone! Let us chew!
To Czech: Wow!, Mario-mě! Mobilní telefon! Nechte nás žvýkat!
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-me! Mobile phone! Let us chew!
To Thai: ว้าว!, มาริโอ-ฉัน โทรศัพท์มือถือ วเจตเรา
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-I mobile wachet;
To Dutch: Wow!, Mario-ik mobiele wachet;
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-I mobile wachet;
To Estonian: Wow!, Mario-I mobiilse wachet;
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-(I) mobile wachet;
To Finnish: Wow!, Mario-(I) mobile wachet;
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-(I) mobile wachet;
To French: Wow!, Mario-(I) wachet mobile ;
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-(I) mobile wachet;
To German: Wow!, Mario-(I) mobile Wachet;
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-(I) mobile watch;
To Spanish: ¡ Wow!, Mario-(I) móvil reloj;
Back to English: Wow!, Mario-(I) mobile clock;
To Haitian Creole: Mezanmi! papa!, mobil revèy Mario-(I),
Back to English: My Friends! father; mobile, clock Mario-(I),
To Hebrew: חברים שלי! אביו; שעון סלולרי, Mario-(I),
Back to English: My friends! His father; Mobile clock, Mario-(I),
To Slovenian: moji prijatelji! Njegov oče; Mobilna ura, Mario-(I),
Back to English: my friends! His father; Mobile clock, Mario-(I),
To Slovak: moji priatelia! Jeho otec; Mobilné hodiny, Mario-(I),
Back to English: my friends! His father; Mobile clock, Mario-(I),
To Bulgarian: Моите приятели! Баща му; Мобилен часовник, Mario-(I),
Back to English: My friends! His father; Mobile clock, Mario-(I)
To Portuguese: Meus amigos! Seu pai; Relógio móvel, Mario-(I)
Back to English: My friends! His father; Mobile clock, Mario-(I)
To Korean: 내 친구! 그의 아버지; 모바일 시계 Mario-(I)
Back to English: My friend! His father; Mobile Watch: Mario-(I)
To Polish: Mój przyjaciel! Jego ojciec; Telefonów komórkowych oglądać: Mario-(I)
Back to English: My friend! His father; Mobile Watch: Mario-(I)
To Lithuanian: mano draugas! Jo tėvas; Mobilus žiūrėti: Mario-(I)
Back to English: a friend of mine! His father; Mobile Watch: Mario-(I)
To Hungarian: egy barátom! Apja; Mobil Watch: Mario-(I)
Back to English: a friend of mine! His Father; Mobile Watch: Mario-(I)
To Vietnamese: một người bạn của tôi! Cha ông; Watch điện thoại di động: Mario-(I)
Back to English: a friend of mine! His father; Watch mobile phone: Mario-(I)
To Catalan: un amic meu! El seu pare; Veure telèfon mòbil: Mario-(I)
Back to English: a friend of mine! His father; See mobile phone: Mario-(I)
To Danish: en af mine venner! Hans far; Se mobiltelefon: Mario-(I)
Back to English: a friend of mine! His father; View mobile phone: Mario-(I)
To Russian: мой друг! Его отец; Посмотреть мобильный телефон: Mario-(I)
Back to English: My friend! His father; View mobile: Mario-(I)
To Indonesian: Temanku! Ayahnya; Tampilan mobile: Mario-(I)
Back to English: My Friend! Her Father; Mobile display: Mario-(I)
To Latvian: mans draugs! Viņas tēvs; Mobilā displeja: Mario-(I)
Back to English: my friend! Her father; Mobile display: Mario-(I)
To Greek: Φίλε μου! Ο πατέρας της? Κινητά: Mario-(I)
Back to English: My buddy! Her father; Mobile: Mario-(I)
To Swedish: Min kompis! Hennes far; Mobil: Mario-(I)
Back to English: My buddy! Her father; Mobile: Mario-(I)
To Chinese Traditional: 我的朋友 ！她的父親 ；手機: Mario-(I)
Back to English: My friend! Her father; phone: Mario-(I)
To Norwegian: min venn! Hennes far. telefon: Mario-(I)
Back to English: my friend! Her father. phone: Mario-(I)
To Romanian: prietenul meu! Tatăl ei. telefon: Mario-(I)
Back to English: my friend! Her father. phone:-(I)
To Japanese: 私の友達！彼女の父親。phone:-(I)
Back to English: My friend! Her father. phone:-(I)