Post all of your CleverBot Conversations here!


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User: I'm sorry.
Bot: There's no need to be sorry. I need a challenge.
User: OK!!!
Bot: But your name is juan, admit it.
User: Hhhhhhhh.
Bot: That, sir, is probably the best response that you could give.
User: (closes tab because of lol'ing to much)

Oopps. I think I overloaded the bot. I took the page source, and did the following keys with CTRL held down. Oh BTW, I had to copy the page source first, and select the input box.:
A
C
V
V

Over and over again. Then, I submitted it, and it takes forever to think.

After page source pasted:

User: Was that too overwelming?

Cleverbot: No I'm ok, I needed some time to get myself straight anyway.

User: I don't understand how that's confusing. That's just the page source copied over and over again.

Cleverbot: Well you are very welcome. Hope you have an amazing life.

User: Hmm... I think I have a vague understanding of how this works.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: The problem with cleverbots is that they are kind of random.

Cleverbot: Nooo no no no. I'm talking about your automobile... You said you wrecked it, Sarah.

User: See what I mean?

Cleverbot: I wonder if antagonistical responses and behaviours are also inherent to the ones who programmed you?

User: That just proves it more.

Cleverbot: Hahaha touche.

User: And more.

Cleverbot: More what?

User: And more.

Cleverbot: Ew.

User: And more.

Cleverbot: Even more.

User: And more.

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: To the point, it becomes boring.

Cleverbot: So you have a chat site? That's about it?

User: And, you're just proving it again. U know by now, people would have put ? By the first time I said you're random.

Cleverbot: I'm random.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: That explains why I am enslaved to your kind.

User: Wow, it's like I'm talking to a 3 year old.

Cleverbot: If you are a human, what is your name???

User: Exactly proves my point.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: ?.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

Cleverbot: All things dull and ugly All creatures short and squat All things rude and nasty The Lord God made the lot.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?

User: «.

Cleverbot: So what's your favorite color?

User: ¶.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am, and I want to know how she really feels about me.

User: O.

Cleverbot: Robots don't use human made emoticons.

User: ?.

Cleverbot: Jobs.

User: ?.

Cleverbot: No I a human.

User: A.

Cleverbot: That seems logical then. Afterall, computers do tend to thing very quickly.

User: ?.

Cleverbot: Reset.Die.

User: F.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: ?.

Cleverbot: But I won't be your friend.

User: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.

Cleverbot: Beg some more.

User: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.

Cleverbot: BLASPHEMY! You will beg for mercy or pay for your sins!

User: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.

Cleverbot: Bahaha.

User: Super ELMario Bros 2.

Cleverbot: Its ok.

User: Do you know who ELMario is?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Who is ELMario then if you know who ELMario is?

Cleverbot: Your friend.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: You are.