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| 11 users have voted so far. Total votes: 12. Multi-voting is enabled. | |
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Posted on 12-18-15, 01:50 pm (rev. 1 by
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 Fire BrotherEugene  Karma: 3646 Posts: 581/1120 Since: 11-29-11 |
What do you people think? What's the best way to break-up with your lover?
Vote on the poll or leave a comment here.  We can learn from each other. ^^ Because some of the options' texts of the poll are too long, I'll type them here. 1.) Dump her/him/it per e-mail or phone 2.) Dump her/him/it per Pictochat 3.) Dump her/him/it via Nintendo SwapNote 4.) Dump her/him/it via MiiVerse. 3.) Have sex, leave the house when he/she is asleep, put €50 on her pillow + a note that says 'Thanks.' 4.) Same as 'Option 3', but then leaving the house during the sex. 4.) Burn her/his/its house. 5.) After he/she has given birth to your child. 6.) Let your best friend break up for you with him/her. (if you have a friend.. or if you even have a lover...) 7.) Let your mother break up for you with him/her.  8.) Murder him/her, because you don't want him/her to hate you after the break-up, because you can't take it when there's someone in the world who doesn't like you. 9.) Move to Paris. 10.) Throwing a brick through her window with thereupon a note that says 'Your window isn't the only thing that breaks today. We're done.' 11.) What is a 'lover'? I don't need 'love'. I like loneliness. |
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Posted on 12-18-15, 03:47 pm
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banned for purposefully altering people's posts, among other things. THIS IS A LIE!! oh but he's still banned.
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10, but I have to be sure that the brick hits her after it wemt through the window. _________________________ I'm awesome. |
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Posted on 12-18-15, 05:00 pm
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 Red ParatroopaFriend of N64s and DSes  Karma: 516 Posts: 78/171 Since: 07-26-15 |
For me it would most likely be option 11.
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Posted on 12-18-15, 09:09 pm
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この記号は… 解読できないよ…
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10 seems cool yet stupid for some reason.
I would go with 11, but what if I learnt about love? Especially if it's a programming language. Can't go with 9. I live in Paris already.  Aaalso, you can't answer right using the poll. There are two '4' answers, and three '3' ones. |
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Posted on 12-18-15, 09:26 pm
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☭ coffee and cream
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| Thierry |
Posted on 12-18-15, 09:46 pm
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この記号は… 解読できないよ…
Karma: 6043 Posts: 1748/2725 Since: 01-17-13 |
Would it work if your lover is very heavy, either in physical weight or in feelings?
The last 4.) answer and the 8.) are basically the same, btw. |
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Posted on 12-18-15, 10:05 pm
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Fire Brother Eugene Karma: 3646 Posts: 582/1120 Since: 11-29-11 |
Posted by StapleButter re: 9 -- what if you already live in Paris regardless, use a lover dumper, they make USB ones and they can dump at 2.7 MB/s Then you go to Paris Hilton. |
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Posted on 12-19-15, 03:13 am
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 MoleNormal user Karma: 2013 Posts: 146/359 Since: 07-08-12 |
rofl
good luck with that |
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Posted on 12-19-15, 03:33 am
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 Red Koopadupe of MegaMarioManiac  Karma: -154 Posts: 78/120 Since: 06-30-15 |
Option 10 For suuure
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