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Posted on 11-25-14, 12:57 am
Flurry
newsuperexpandkongs

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For Some Odd Reason I made a story like Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
Please enjoy!
Story:
newsuperhackboys: I am Hack!
newsuperhackboys: Hack I am.
Dirbaio: That Hackboy, That Hackboy. I do not like that Hackboy!
newsuperhackboys: Do you like Green Eggs and Spam?
Dirbaio: I do not like them, newsuperhackboys, I do not like Green Eggs and Spam.
Chorus: He does not like that Hackboy, he doesn't like, he doesn't like Green Eggs and Spam!
newsuperhackboys: Would like them here or there?
Dirbaio: I would not like them here, (Walks to the other side) or there.
Dirbaio: I would not like them anywhere.
Dirbaio: I do not like green eggs and Spam.
Dirbaio:I do not like them, newsuperhackboys.
Chorus: He doesn't like Green Eggs and Spam, he doesn't like them.
newsuperhackboys: Would like them with ray?
newsuperhackboys:would like them in a cage?
Dirbaio: I would not like them with ray.
Dirbaio: I would not like them in a cage.
Dirbaio: I would not like them here or there.
Dirbaio: I would not like them anywhere.
Chorus: Green Eggs and Spam!
Chorus: He doesn't like Green Eggs and Spam.
Chorus: He doesn't like them.
Chorus: He doesn't like Green Eggs and Spam!
newsuperhackboys: Would you eat them, in a thread,
newsuperhackboys:would like it with some cloth.
Dirbaio: No, not with in thread.
Dirbaio: not with some cloth.
*Skjmin comes to bump the thread and eat the cloth*
Dirbaio: I would not like them in a cage.
Dirbaio: I would not like them with ray.
Dirbaio: I would not like them here or there.
Dirbaio: I would not like it anywhere.
*newsuperhackboys comes up and stares at him*
Dirbaio: Elllh. You need to brush your teeth man!
*Dirbaio gets hit with a bullet bill*
newsuperhackboys: Would you.
newsuperhackboys: Could you.
newsuperhackboys: Eat them, here they are! *Scary smile*.
Dirbaio: No, I would not eat them here, or there.
Dirbaio: I would not eat them anywhere.
*Sees the thread for NSMB Hacking*
newsuperhackboys: You may like them, you will see. You may like them in the fourms.
Dirbaio: *Sigh* I would not, could not on the fourms.
: Dirbaio:Now Scram! Or you're banned.
*Airship flies in with "Troll Rainbow Song". And Dirbaio jumps in. Sings "Never gonna give you up"*
*Skjmin comes and destroys the airship*
newsuperhackboys: Would like them, in the air.
Dirbaio: *Facepalm* I would not like them in the air.
Dirbaio: I would not like them in the fourms.
Dirbaio: I would not like them with some cloth.
Dirbaio: I would not like them in a thread
Dirbaio: I would not like them in a cage.
Dirbaio: I would not like them with ray.
Dirbaio: I would not like them here or there.
Dirbaio: I would not like it anywhere.
Dirbaio: I do not like Green and eggs and spam.
Dirbaio: I do not like them, newsuperhackboi-falls in water.
*Dirbaio finds Dire Dire Caves, and finds a chest. He opens the chest only for newsuperhackboys to pop out of it.*
newsuperhackboys: You do not like them, so you say.
newsuperhackboys: Try them! Try them! And you may! Try them! And you may I say!
Dirbaio: Boi. If you let me be. I will try them and you will see.
*Dirbaio eats the egg and the can full of spam*
Dirbaio:.........He he he You say..........
*Dirbaio eats the entire plate*
Dirbaio: I like Green Eggs and Spam!
Dirbaio: I Doooooo!
Dirbaio: I like them, newsuperhackboys!
Dirbaio: I would like them in the air.
Dirbaio: I would like them in the fourms.
Dirbaio: I would like them with some cloth.
Dirbaio: I would like them in a thread
Dirbaio: I would like them in a cage.
Dirbaio: I would like them with ray.
Dirbaio: I would like them here or there.
Dirbaio: I would like it anywhere.
Dirbaio: I do like Green and eggs and spam.
Dirbaio: I do like them, newsuperhackboys.
Dirbaio: Hey what did you put in this tasty spam?
newsuperhackboys: Skjmin's finger.
Dirbaio:.....What!......The......

and this is why Dirbaio hates spam.




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Posted on 11-25-14, 01:42 am
Red Koopa


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This is hilarious! Loved the story! I'd love to see more.
Posted on 11-25-14, 12:24 pm
Flurry
newsuperexpandkongs

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Since: 06-19-13
Posted by MPG
This is hilarious! Loved the story! I'd love to see more.
Thank you for that comment!
Hopefully I can make better fan stories. I didn't know people will think it's funny.

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