D. Run to your friend to play a NSMB Hack

No! There's no running from a trainer battle!



A. Fight

B. Bag

C. Pokemon

D. Run

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> Fight

The Pokèmon AND THE DAD actually died, the pokemon was fighted and died, and the father was so sad that he died, you took all his money and the pokemon. You go to the shop.

You have 100$ | What would you buy?

A. Ice Cream (20$)
B. A new father (1$)
C. Spagetthi for Mario (80$)
D. A log (100$)
E. A house (10$)

> Spaghetti for Mario


You give it to Mario and he eats it. He starts loving you and he wants to kiss you. What would you do?

A. :|
B. YOU'RE YOU DUDE SHOULDN'T YOU JUST LET HIM DO IT
C. YOU'RE DIRBAIO DUDE DON'T
D. YOU'RE THIERRY DUDE YOU HATE THAT RIGHT
F. YOU'RE HAMZA DUDE SHOULDN'T YOU RUN AWAY
G. YOU'RE TIERAGE DUDE SHOULDN'T YOU JUST MAKE A DRAWING
H. YOU'RE WESLEY DUDE SHOULDN'T YOU JUST SAY NO

Also, Pokemon faint, they don't die.

> :|

You took the spaghetti from Mario again because you don't want to be loved by Mario. Mario started to cry. He started up an Spaghetti Delivery Resturant. You want to buy.

You have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$$ | What would you buy?

A. Normal Spaghetti (20$)
B. Big Spaghetti (45$)
C. Small Spaghetti (10$)
D. Very Small Spaghetti (5$)
E. Huge Spaghetti (1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$)

D. Very Small Spaghetti

You buy a very small spaghetti. Mario starts liking you because you let him have all other spaghetti. He wants to be your friend. Your response?

A. NO
B. YES

C. Run to SandCity because you need to find a toilet.

You find SandCity and go in the toilet. You do the...thing and get out of SandCity. Then you realize...

A. Go back
B. Forget it
C. Shoot that guy
D. Facepalm.

(Angry snake block because you broke a rule)

> Shoot that guy

A police man comes and shoot you. You are now died, and you lays in the graveyard. What to do?

A. Open the box and dig up
B. Open the box and go kill the policeman
C. Lay in the box and chill
D. Call for Happy Meal

A. Open the box and dig up

You are now a Boo. You realize that you were a hybrid of  Dirbaio, yourself, hamza, Thierry, Wesley, Tierage. And then you just realize that all of those people died because of you. What would you do? :OOOOOOOOOO

A. Laugh and go to SandCity
B. Laugh and pee in your grave (?!)
C. Laugh and fly to Boo Moon Galaxy (Mario is there)

B. Open the box and go kill the policeman.

You felt angry and hungry because of the previous conflicts with police man because of that hot potato merchandize disaster. so you're a zombie from now on and you want to eat the police man his brains.
After a long walk you finally reached the police station, but who is the cop that killed you?

A. Offensive tactic: That one over there who is eating that donut.
B. Aggressive tactic: BRAAAINS!!! i ate you all because of what you did to me in New York.
C. strategic tactic: Walk trough town and attack multiply people to gain a whole zombie army to attack and kill the police officer later.
New Super Holiday Bros - Mario Kart GTA San Andreas

> Dance on the zombie's body

The zombie just woke and killed you. ONCE AGAIN.. you lays in the graveyard. The stone says your name two times through. Then there comes a man who standing over you, cuz you lay in the box. What to do?

A. Go kill the man.
B. Go kill everyone AND TAKE OVER THIS WORRRLLLLDDD
C. Be a goomba
D. Ask the man to go, and let the man get heartattack cuz you are died.

C.

The goomba feels small, what do you do?
A. Eat a mushroom
B. Walk off a cliff
C. Get run over by a Koopa Shell
D. Find refuge at Bowser's Castle.

A. Eat a mushroom

You grow and so does your brain. You realize that the other Wesley was a clone and that you were a hybrid (COME ON READ PEOPLE). What would you do?

A. Go to the Wesley and say "CLONE CLONE CLONE"
B. Dance on a Koopa
C. *stomped*
D. Say "Is this a death story, or what?"
E. Become a red Goomba which doesn't walk off cliffs

B. Dance on a Koopa

You go find a dead Koopa to dance on, and then you do. But it turns out you were dancing the Rain Dance and the whole place gets flooded. What do you do?

A. Become a derp and spam the hell out of NSMBHD
B. Play SKJmin's hack
C. Listen to Justin Bieber

C. Listen to Justin Bieber

The song was bad and you being a Mario again. But you loved the music, here is you:



What to do?

A. Buy a song from Justin Bieber
B. Put a plate of spaghetti in a koopas face
C. Ask Toad to feed you.

A. Buy a song from Justin Bieber

The song sucks a LOT, and your ears start hurting. What are you gonna do now?

A. Call a doctor!
B. Tell the whole world your ears are burning!
C. Get a 1-up mushroom.
D. Fuck MarioAdvance125 for breaking a rule without noticing (UUUGGGGHHHHH)

A. Call a doctor!

You call Doctor Mario, which is you.

You start talking to yourself, and then you take yourself to a mental institution for talking to yourself.

You can:

A. Relax and watch the Super Mario Super Show!
B. Eat lotsa weird-tasting mushrooms you found
C. Throw a goomba in a pit of lava
D. err... that's it

C. Throw a goomba in a pit of lava

You throw a random Goomba from the institution into a pit of lava. (why is there lava in Mushroom Kingdom institutions) What would you do next?

A. Throw yourself in the pit of lava and go into the bodies of everyone you've ever met, and make them hybrids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B. Try to escape.
C. Dig for treasure. How, where, wut.

C. Dig for treasure. How, where, wut.

When digging, you find a chest full of coins. What do you spend the coins on?

A. More Coins (say what)
B. THE WHOLE HOENN REGIIIIOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
C. SMG4's channel