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Posted on 10-04-16, 03:59 pm in NSMBHD Discord Server
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You're new and expect your "NSMBHD Discord server" to have any legitimity?


Haha, no.
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Posted on 10-30-16, 03:30 am in NSMBHD is NOT moving
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cancelling the move, Dirbaio stated that he would support this board forever, so no fear of it going down.


besides, MrRean crapoed all the postcounts at RHCafe.
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Posted on 10-31-16, 03:24 pm in brĂ¢p
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Posted on 11-17-16, 11:54 am in Roast me
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if I shat on you, it would be an insult to my shit
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Posted on 11-22-16, 05:16 pm in Super Mario Bros. Next - A NSMB2 Mod
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Posted by MarioKart7z
Posted by TMolter
Just pointing this out in case nobody here knew: The project has been discontinued

Yay thanks for cancelling the only reason i was gonna hack my 3DS

-.-

they don't owe you anything.
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Posted on 11-23-16, 09:31 pm in MY ROM IS HAUNTED
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crap, Dirbaio's becoming a moron too


better ban him
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Posted on 11-29-16, 04:26 pm in The obligatory introduction thread
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the solution is obviously to put Donald Trump in charge of Nintendo
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Posted on 12-29-16, 09:35 pm in Quesion
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10/10 best thread title
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Posted on 01-23-17, 10:46 pm in NSMB 404
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it's also worth noting that the OP hasn't checked the board since then.

we might want to call Sherlock Holmes to investigate this matter, it's one complex riddle.
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Posted on 06-13-17, 01:56 pm in Why not add a bot that will answer questions?
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blarg
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Posted on 06-29-17, 10:57 pm in +1?
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you're a fucking idiot
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Posted on 07-03-17, 09:56 am in Help/Question Asking Thread
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Posted by user123123
can i change it into us version??

you can't, no

but an ancient legend says you can turn the USA version into a Japanese version

you need:
* the USA ROM (genuine physical cart)
* an original model DS (not DS Lite)
* a copy of DeSmuME 0.6.0
* hair from Satoru Iwata
* a kitten
* a well sharpened knife
* a portion of ramen

first of all you need to dump the NSMB cart. it is important that you use the ROM from your cart and not one downloaded from the internet.

then, start boiling water in a saucepan. in the meantime, open the dumped NSMB ROM in DeSmuME 0.6.0. make sure the save type is set to EEPROM 64k and frameskip set to 7. go to the Options menu, set the sound option to Stereo and leave it like that, don't click Ok.

when the water is boiling, throw the ramen in.

as it starts cooking, insert the NSMB cart in your DS, start a new game, enter 1-1 and jump on the first block of the level, then stay there and don't move.

when the timer reaches 100, throw the Iwata hair in the saucepan.

when the timer reaches zero, use the knife to sacrifice the kitten. it is important to get the timing perfect.

as the ramen gets ready to serve, take the NSMB cart out of your DS and hack it with the uncleaned knife.

serve the ramen and have a good meal, you'll need it after all this.

dump the NSMB cart again.

if you did it right, you get a Japanese ROM. congrats!
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Posted on 04-13-18, 12:08 pm in The truth has been discovered!!!
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Posted by Dirbaio
* Dirbaiolaughs maniacally, wearing a black hacker hoodie, typing in a terminal, with the room dimly lit.

it must be green on black

and lots of cryptic looking shit scrolling at insane speeds, on several monitors if possible
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Another reason why this happens is because some dumb board owners like to force people to register to view images, download files or even view threads.

Even though this isn't the case with this board, or any ABXD board, some people might be getting used to that...
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Posted on 10-13-12, 01:02 pm in v1.0.1 New Super Mario Bros. 5: Clone Tag Team 2 (rev. 1 by  Arisotura on 10-13-12, 01:02 pm)
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Posted by Silver
ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh

May I PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE use this music for my new actual hack? (Title TBA) I love super mario sunshine so much and I think this is amazing.

Sorry for opptopicness but this majoraly caught my eyes.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

Also +1 for lack of originality.
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Posted on 12-07-12, 12:15 am in 3DS Game purchase. ( Download or Physical ) ? (rev. 1 by ImageBot on 11-21-16, 02:34 am)
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Posted by Shadey21
I know its ''you'' but I didn't have enough space. Doesn't really make much of a difference...

Post length isn't limited. Also most browsers let you resize textboxes.

And saying 'u' instead of 'you' makes you look like a noob.


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Posted on 02-17-13, 12:14 am in Sprite Database's Unknown sprites thread.(FAIL)
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It must have taken you hours of brainstorming to come up with this thread.
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Posted on 04-12-13, 03:30 pm in ASMB - Adventure Super Mario Bros.
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I figured, this hack looks impressive, why not give the last beta a try. Here's what I noticed/thought/etc when playing it.

Generally

* Selecting Minigames from the main menu brings you to the menu again
* Small Toad is maybe a bit too tall, I thought he was tall at first. Perhaps that's just me. I also know that adapting the Toad head on the Mario model isn't easy. I blame this one on the lack of proper model editing tools.
* On the worldmap life counter, the 'TOAD' bit is hard to read
* On the level progress cursor, the Toad head isn't centered with the arrow


1-1

* The trees feel a bit weird, and Toad's tendency to stick to them is sometimes annoying. Besides this behavior doesn't seem needed (for now?).
* That part with the three brick blocks blocking a tunnel to a pit. You'd expect a secret to be down there, but no. You just die. Not cool.


1-2

* The music is certainly nice. Not really cave-themed, though, and a bit busy.
* Fix the positioning of the flying [?] block, it appears inside the ceiling. It's almost impossible to hit it.
* You have to wait for Wigglers to get in the poison pools to cross, but they can go out of them too? That design is annoying. The second pool is too large, I start jumping on the Wiggler but then I can't cross because I can't jump that far, and that motherfucker Wiggler won't go forward because it's angry.
* In the secret part above the second Wiggler, um... a Wiggler goes down on me without me seeing it. Camera should be fixed there. Also it looks like there could be an exit up there, but nothing...
* Fourth Wiggler. Again, same thought: make it so they can't get out of the poison pools. Wigglers also glitch slightly when walking on slopes for some reason.


My critique should go further, but I haven't been able to complete 1-2. It's too hard for a W1 level.

My general opinion on this is pretty much the same as dirbaio's. The hack is technically impressive but the level design needs some improvements.


Relatedly, this hack was featured at MarioPartyLegacy for the Week of Mario Mods.
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Posted on 06-21-13, 03:47 pm in newsuperhackboy's level contest
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If the only point of your 'contest' is to get people to make a NSMB hack for you while you get all the credit, well, you can fuck yourself.
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Posted on 07-02-13, 06:36 pm in Problem with patch
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Hey doctor,
I have a problem. Something hurts on my body. What to do now?
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