Yesterday, I realized that the car was broken. I went to work by taking public transportation. When the bus came, I got on it. But I saw that a homeless man was asking me for help. He wanted me to give him some money. But I did not want to because I needed my money for alcohol, pornography, and cigarettes. So I ignored him. However, he wouldn't stop. I couldn't understand what he was thinking. So, I gave him $0.01. He looked at me like I was god: it made me feel superior to everyone I saw in the bus. My stop came and I could not help but notice that some more homeless men were following me to work. I hit one of them in the face with a baseball bat and then he called more homeless man begging for money. Then the entire city of homeless people attacked me with their stolen bottles of wine from 1947. I was so scared, that I forgot, how to walk! So I decided to build a Time-Bomb that will explode at 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11. I felt guilty doing this because it would kill Linus Torvalds. So I launched the bomb without success. I laughed and the bomb exploded. Then I woke up. I realized, I was not dead. I happily ate a cheeseburger! Then I saw Linus Torvalds... eating my other cheeseburger! Then Richard Stallman did. I was so confused, I started to fly!? But I crashed with pillow and started to cry! All was so dramatically stupid that I was eating a Cheeseburger with lard, carrots, beets, tomatoes and Luigi's. What an awesome comination! Yuck! I was now again experiencing a dramatically stupid city with a BIG cheese curd factory right next to my awesome car with a polka-dot painted nuclear bomb powered engine. Which exploded and killed a cell on the statue of liberty! After all of that going on a hallucination frenzy, I started developing NSMBe. But then I realised that Maonic is awesome. But MarioFanatic64 is awesomer. But all the city blew up and did the funky chicken everyone died. The End.

(Sorry, I had to do that )
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I'm back from my break of posting and now I'm gonna try to reach 100 posts without getting banned. Should be easy...

The oldest thread I found was on Jul, so I bumped that thread with a random message.
I got banned They also deleted the message and stuffed the thread back on the last page. [/offtopic]

This is definetly going to be the last time I post in this thread, I don't want to go up the ranks just by asking you stupid questions.

1. Do you hate it when people on this board talk about condoms everytime the word "rubber" is used?
2. What was your reaction the first time you watched Nyan Cat?
3. And why is that video about a cat inside a poptart flying in space with a rainbow trail behind it?
4. There are too many games, videos and clips out there that get so popular because they don't make sense. WTF IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD???
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I'm back from my break of posting and now I'm gonna try to reach 100 posts without getting banned. Should be easy...